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Global Warming

The other day I watched Al Gore's “An Inconvenient Truth” and it angered me.

First of all there ARE NO computer models to accurately predict the earth's climate. They don't exist. The earth's climate is extremely complicated and scientists don't fully understand it yet. And how in the name of god are these idiots sitting at their computers supposed to predict the weather in 2050 when they can't accurately predict the weather tomorrow?!!!

In the 1800's scientists were convinced they had advanced techniques and accurate data and proteins held the patterns of inheritance. They were surprised when they found out it was DNA, which they had previously thought held the cell's phosphate like a storehouse. In the 1960's they were convinced they had advanced techniques and accurate data and the earth was cooling off. And today they're convinced they have advanced techniques and accurate data and we're all going to die of global warming.

Does no one pay attention to past mistakes anymore? They don't care that it's just a theory. They don't care that many scientists have come forward against the theory. They don't care that the planet used to be MUCH hotter than it is now and THE CARBON WE ARE PUTTING IN THE AIR WAS ALREADY THERE!!!!!!!!!

They just want to publish something big and dramatic and put their names on it and oh gee it wouldn't hurt to GIVE THEM MONEY TO GO ON RESEARCHING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The carbon dioxide they're saying we are “producing” is in fossil fuels. Fossil fuels come from fossils. Fossils were once alive and GOT THEIR CARBON FROM THE AIR THEY BREATHED. We are producing nothing. We are upsetting no delicate balance. If you drive your car another day you will not spontaneously combust and your children will not get tumors. There are plenty of real problems we are causing without worrying about this one that is so amazingly stupid that I can't believe these “expert's” heads have not imploded from the sheer weight of their own incompetence!!!

Not to mention Al Gore's “documentary” was half global warming opinions and half his autobiography. If you were forced to listen to him talk about his own childhood in that flat, dead voice YOU'D be a little bit irate too!

There is NO evidence of temperatures in the past. There is evidence of carbon dioxide levels in the past but the global atmosphere is very complex and intricate and frankly there isn't ANY evidence linking global temperatures and carbon dioxide.

For instance, I'm going to tell you why mormons are causing global warming. 200 years ago there were no mormons. They didn't exist. 100 years ago they were a medium-large organization, and our atmosphere was starting to heat up. Last year they had over a million members and our climate was heating up. The coral reefs are dying, natural disasters are increasing as a consequence. Interest rates are rising. The cost of prostitution is dropping alarmingly. And in 8 years utah and maine will have been depopulated by a deadly form of herpes. If I had a pretty graph and pictures and said that all in scientific jargon I could get a government grant.

So you see why more carbon dioxide doesn't exactly mean more heat. I could take any number of anything increasing in the past 50 years or so and just as easily say it's causing global warming. This isn't a conspiracy, it's much worse. It's a bunch of people being fooled not by other people but by a computer printout.

And my last reason why I don't believe in global warming: I live in Minnesota and last week it was 40 below 0 here. And it was such a high temperature that no one stayed inside.

Please, if you disagree with me then argue with me. Tell me why I'm wrong. If you're not completely brain dead then maybe you'll convince me.

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Comments (2)
#1 by Bella Cullen, Mar 24, 2008
I'm totally for the Global WArming cause. We should all help!!!
#2 by Preston, Jul 22, 2008
Hopefully this mild spring/summer will off set a lot of this global warming stuff. I also noticed a few weeks ago with the G8 summit happened, they were going to force China and India and a few other nations to decrease carbon emissions, how quickly they turned it down. The best thing to do is to push through the use of green house gases, go to nuclear and tidal power (avoid wind as it is inefficient and solar is not yet ready for mass production), let\'s get beyond our need for fossil fuels. However, there is no need to turn off the generators to save the world. The world is just fine as is.
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