Memo: To All Staff
From: Tree-huggin' Hippie Manager
Greetings,
Please, abide by the following guidelines to help keep our client's information as safe as possible and to slow the destruction of the rainforest:
- Thou shall pickup thy printout in a very timely fashion (a.k.a. ASAP).
- Thou shall not bring violence or scorn upon thine own printer.
- Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's printouts.
- Thou shall print out only what is business-related.
- Thou shall not bare false-witness against thine own local IT professional.
- Thou shall spare the rainforest by printing only what is absolutely necessary.
- Thou shall show mercy to thine own printer by printing only what is absolutely necessary.
- Should thou experience technical difficulties, contact thine own local IT professional.
Thank you,
Ted
P.S. Any information in this memo which may resemble any other information, whether real or imaginary, is purely coincidental.
