Good morning all of you disgustingly happy drones, I am the Hag, I was born a throw away child, then I was adopted by some right wing militia compound freaks of the 80's, ( My parents believe the world will end at any moment……still) I grew up believing that a black helicopter would drop a bomb in my living room for even mentioning the word Illuminate without our record player being turned up to the last decibel, so excuse me if I am not Chip the Chipper Chipmunk this morning.
Aw crap one of my 12 cats just peed on the rug, HA! that is what you would expect a Hag to say, but not me, I am not that kind of Hag, I am the Modern day, Cosmo reading, American Idol watching, get your hair and nails done, don't wear the same name brand from head to toe cause it is painfully tacky, two years past my prime “FAG HAG” excuse the Term but that is what they call it.
At this particular moment I am unemployed, thanks BUSH (That is what we get for letting the slowest child in the special ED class run the country.) That is either here nor there, I am trying to start an experiment and I invite all that would like to join to set their coffee mugs down and reply, to saponder2@hotmail.com. As of now it is free!
Ask any questions that you think a “Hag” like me could answer, Need advice? Can't figure out what to wear on the big date? Want to talk Crap about your crazy parents? Need relationship advice? Or just want to share in my “sunny” disposition and “lust” for Life? Just follow the Link baby, what could it hurt to get some free advice from a person who is as miserable as you are?
I just want to say YOU are not alone, I am here to share in your misery and make fun of it!! HA HAHA HAHA HA HA!!!!!!
