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If You're Going to Die, Don't Do It This Way

Some people meet the most unfortunate ends. Let's hope you never end your life like this.

If you're going to go, go out with style!

Love Hurts

Dionicio Vela didn't trust his 22 year old wife Rosa to behave when he was away from his village in Peru whilst on business trips, so he made a chastity belt out of coarse rawhide and a padlock. Unfortunately the padlock he used was old and rusty, and in 1987 Rosa's skin became infected with septicaemia which eventually killed her.

Sweet Tooth?

It is a tradition in Australia for newlyweds to smear wedding cake on each other's faces. However, no one told German born bride Amy, for when new husband Chas pushed a slice into her face at their reception in Brisbane in September 1993, she hit him over the head with a bottle of wine. He died instantly.

Doctor Doctor

Shopkeeper Luigi d' Alessio, 47, shot his doctor dead in Foggia, Italy, when the doctor said he couldn't cure his cold.

A Bit Eggs-treme

Walter Juergens was served up eggs at every meal by his new wife Elfriede. He got so fed up with it that he left home. When he decided to return Elfriede immediately fried up some eggs for him. He shot her dead, remarking after his arrest: “I used to like eggs ...”

This Really Bugs Me

Air ace Colonel William T. Whisner, 65, who shot down 24 enemy planes over Germany and Korea and won the DSC three times, died in July 1989 after being bitten on the cheek by a gnat in his garden.

He Was Stitched Up

An unnamed man of 56 tricked his way into a house in Alicante, Spain, in May 1991, by claiming to be a sewing machine repairer. Once inside, he grabbed 18,000 pesetas and ran off. As the woman chased him, he tripped, swallowed his false teeth, and chocked to death.

The Flying Snake

Young Ghulam Nabi was mending his scooter in June 1981, on the road from Srinagar, India, to his home 15 miles away. As he crouched there a bird flew overhead with a live Viper in it's claws, which it dropped. The snake landed on Nabi's neck and bit him; he died a few minutes later. The bird, retrieved the snake and flew off with it.

An Extreme Cure

Nicholas Lovell was working on a computer at the home of his friend David Duquette in Gloucester, Rhode island. Lovell began to hiccup, at which point Duquette decided that the best way to cure him was to give him a fright. He went to his parent's room and got a loaded .38 caliber revolver, which he assumed was unloaded. Placing the gun to the back of Lovell's head, he shouted “Bang!”. The gun was loaded, curing Lovell of his hiccups.

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Comments (19)
#1 by IcyCucky, Jan 25, 2008
Great humor in your article, and also unfortunate for those people.
#2 by Joe50342, Jan 28, 2008
Wow, what awful ways to die!
#3 by Catfish dance party, Jan 28, 2008
Happened to me once
#4 by lor, Jan 28, 2008
would they actually believe the last guy? or would he be charged? because that's pretty ridiculous.

funny stuff though.
in a morbid kind of way.
#5 by hodgeebobba, Jan 29, 2008
There's nothing funny about death ------ until now!
#6 by Moses Ingram, Jan 30, 2008
Thank you for the advise, I'll try my best to avoid all of these.
#7 by Jeremy, Jan 31, 2008
A strange feeling to be laughing and a little perturbed at one's self at the same time for laughing! Great article.
#8 by Dani, Feb 3, 2008
I feel kind of bad for the German bride lol
#9 by Amanda, Feb 4, 2008
What aweful ways to die. and some must have been very painful. im sorry for them.
#10 by Tarra B., Feb 4, 2008
Great article! Funny and horrible at the same time!
#11 by tinkestral, Feb 5, 2008
Loved it.
#12 by quiet voice, Feb 6, 2008
Hi, I can't believe I am laughing at the
way people died. But this is darn funny.
Great job.
#13 by Onflame, Feb 6, 2008
*chilly* even the thought of dying in any of these ways frighten me. Great job GJ! I don't know how you hunt down such amazing pieces of information, but they're simply the best!

- Onflame
#14 by mood killer, Feb 8, 2008
this list cant be funny unless you talk about the one with the dead baby
#15 by Richard Snow, Feb 11, 2008
??????" It is a tradition in Australia for newlyweds to smear wedding cake on each other's faces." No I'm Ausralian and have been all my life. This would be considered bizzare in Australia. How much else of this story is made up? Suggest you delete this item.
#16 by Anne Lyken-Garner, Feb 20, 2008
This is very well written and cleverly done. Good job here.
#17 by have no any , Feb 23, 2008
amazing but about the flying snake that i think is something fabricated
#18 by aprrrl, Mar 25, 2008
cool huh =) check out my posts too
#19 by Alex, Apr 4, 2008
Good for humor but totally lacking in fact. There is not the slightest shred of evidence. If I were to believe everything on the internet...
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