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Time Travel Mishap: Top Five Ways to Die

Ever wonder how the best way to die would be? Don't worry, I've come up with the Top five Ways to Die!

Death has always been a strange thing. People are sometimes scared of death. And some people just don't care. But there are always interesting ways people like to die. Here are the Top 10 Ways people want to die:

5. Dying in a great battle with all the odds against you

Picture yourself for a moment as a great warrior. You get sent into battle with your army. The enemy appears and has 10x as much men as you. You lead the charge and fall onto a spear. It's pretty Heroic way to die if you ask me.

4. Dying a normal death but then being resurrected as a zombie

It's pretty self-explanatory.

3. Riding in a spaceship and accidentally ejecting yourself into the vacuum of space

You pay a million bucks to go to the moon. On the way there you have to use the bathroom. You open what you think is the door to the bathroom, but it's actually the airlock. You'd get sucked apart by one of the most lethal elements known to man.

2. Getting beaten to pulp by someone like in Tekken

Basically, you're against a big, tough and buff looking guy. You challenge him to a fight. You lose.

1. Time Travel Mishap

You are a great scientist who has just created mankind's dream: you built a time machine. You decide to test it. You go back into the past. You see past self walking down a street. Suddenly, he looks at you. Still staring, he crosses the street and gets hit by a bus. End of you.

0. Falling into a bottomless pit

You are walking on nice day when you suddenly trip. All you can see is black and you realize your falling. As you would fall, you would have fun in falling and experiment moving around. However, after awhile you would slowly not be able to breathe. Your brain would shut down from lack of oxygen and your body would continue to tumble down. This would be a nice way because really, how many bottomless pits have you heard of?

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