I'm sure you could use these excuses in real life.
Homework Can Cause Depression
If the homework topic is hard or too boring, the student could get depressed at not being able to complete it. This could result in the subject feeling inadequate or have anger issues. This would be bad for society, as a person with this personality type would be a bane on society and be useless, as his feelings restrict him from reaching his full potential.
By Doing Homework, I Might Get Biased to a Subject
For example, if I do to much English, I might grow to like it or hate it. This is bad, as being so biased to a subject will make us ignorant and retarded towards other subjects.
There Are Some Other Things Which Rank Higher On My To-Do List Than Petty Homework
Global warming is a big issue and threatens to destroy our way of living. Although many people pretend it is not happening, the effects of global warming are evident to people with enough brains to notice that there is less water everywhere. By not using my computer to do homework, I can save a lot of electricity that can be used for other beneficial things. I would gladly write it out, but that would conflict with my ninth (th) reason.
Another Part of my Life Includes Sleeping
This takes up a lot of my time, due to the uncontrollability of the situation. I have to sleep for a long duration at home, as I stay awake in class and listen attentively all day. If I don't sleep a lot, I could die from exhaustion. Homework cuts into my sleeping time, and doesn't serve a purpose at all. If they want to judge me by my written work, could they not just look at my assignments that are done at school? It is not like this homework piece will have something that will make everyone celebrate or jump for joy.
If I Attempt To Do My Homework, Somewhere Along The Lines, Paper Will Be Involved
Believe it or not, an encounter with paper increases the chance of significant body harm from paper associated issues. If you use one piece of paper, there is a small chance of getting a paper cut. But, if you use it all the time, you're bound to get a paper associated injury sooner or later.
Using The Computer All The Time Wastes Electricity
The constant usage of such energy guzzling items results in furthering the effects of global warming and gives my dad a large electricity bill. This would be unhealthy for my family, as my dad could get anger issues if he can't pay such a large electricity bill and he might physically abuse his family.
Printing Out Homework Kills Trees
After I have typed my homework, I'll have to print it out so that it can be viewed and marked by the teachers. By printing it out, a tree will be wasted for my education. I value life above learning, and I would rather have that tree live another day than have a "Good Job!” sticker.
After Typing (Or Writing) For a Long Time, My Fingers Start Hurting Due To Their Constant Use
My neck also starts aching and I feel a small sensation of pain. This constant stress on parts of my body that I need could affect me in the future. If you get pains in your fingers or neck, you immediately try to stretch them. This causes stress to the bone joints, and could cause arthritis in the future. I would prefer not to have these pains, and this seems a perfectly good reason not to do homework.
I Am Part of a Wonderful Society Called “The Society Against Cruelty to Writing Utensils”
Just because they were created by man for convenience, that doesn"t mean that they have no rights. We are currently petitioning for “The Universal Declaration of Writing Utensil Rights”, which we wrote ourselves. It is currently a work in progress, but we hope that mindless violence against pencils and pens will be a thing of the past. So far, we have been ignored and laughed at.
Did My Ancestors and Forefathers Fight For My Country So That I Would Have To Do Homework In Another Country?
If I have to do homework, I would like to do it in a familiar environment, where I will not be racially judged by fanatical Ku Klux Klan members, like Arnold Schwarzenegger's parents (I do not mean any offence to anyone, and actually don't mean any of this. I just needed another reason to finish this homework piece).
