Uses of Question Papers

Every year they have to go through this river of fire. In the beginning they felt this arduous task an obligation and prepared for it. Latterly they became used to this futile process {in their words} and started enjoying it. They have acclimatized them selves according to the climate of the examination hall .it took many years to become accustomed to the wall and doors of these horrible buildings. They iron out the uses of examinations and the examination materials.

Although there are a lot of things are involved in this conspiracy against their freedom yet the question paper is thought to be the most obnoxious piece of paper.

These freedom fighters did not hate anything in this world but the question paper. They had pleaded the superintendents of exams to kindly keep that piece of dreadful paper with them but they never yielded to their humble requests. In spite of a lot of humiliation they showed to the supervisors of exams about not disclosing the question paper they always handed over that gruesome article. The very name of question paper made them to shrink and shiver with its fear.

Since the last few years they had stopped requesting the staff about question paper and got that very calmly and quietly. Examination system as a whole is not bearable for them but the most loathsome thing in this system is the question paper. It always makes them out of their senses and very often they feel dizziness and sometime fell unconscious also on its very sight. That is the reason behind their abhorrence of this horrible thing on the face of the earth-the questions paper. They have discovered a lot of ways and ideas to humiliate the question paper.

The methods expressed by those diligent students are a bright example and eye opener for those who think that exams are very difficult. They tackle the exams with the same ingenuity with which the big powers deal with the third world dictator. Here are a few uses of this dictator like thing.

First of tall they snatch the question paper with the furiousness of a wild animal from the invigilator. They did so to give some jolts so that it may know their strength. Instead of reading it keenly, they take a cursory glance of it and keep it before their eyes. Gaze at it for quite some time and then have it in their hands. Fold it so that it may take the shape of a ruler. Use the question paper to draw lines on the borders and do it very slowly so that half the time is passed in this diligent way of paper solving. Taking exam is not is not a matter of haste because haste make waste so they think it necessary to spend more than half of the time in adorning their answer sheets.

When they have used the question paper for drawing border lines on both sides of all the pages of answer sheet it, unfold it and spend some time in undoing its sleeves that have been created by folding. It will take a few minutes, so for so good. Almost half the time would go in that exercise.

First half the time is very easy to spend but remaining one and half hour is very difficult to kill. All the formalities of paper solving except answering the question have been fulfilled. After that they put the Question Paper before them and pretend that they are thinking about the questions. Although their mind is as clean as a slate about the entire question so they keep the answer book quite neat and clean. The other easy way of marking the time is to reproduce the questions one by one on the answer book. After copying the questions the try their r best to find some book worm who might help them in solving some questions. Answering the questions is not their aim but they acquire knowledge by reading it. They say that the question paper is a main source of information. If no body helps them they do not bother and are never disappointed.

If the time is still not over then get their question paper painted with painter like skills. All the good attributes of handwriting should be evident there. Make sure that all the questions have been scribed in very beautiful manner. They wanted to impress the examiner with their art work. After the time is over they make the paper boat or airplane of the question paper. As soon as time is over, they check the flight of their paper aero plane in the examination hall. It provides them great satisfaction and they felt that they have taken revenge of their loss of freedom.

Have a good exam!!