13 Ways to Tell If Your Brother is Gay

1. He wears suspiciously bright and effeminate clothing, such as a light blue jacket shirt thingy.
2. When he takes off his jumper, he only removes the arms, and lets the jumper sit on his shoulders.
3. He has countless amounts of hair products, a variety of soaps, and lip balms in his bathroom drawer, while you have a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste.
4. He has lipstick in his bathroom drawer, which suspiciously seems to go down every time you go to a restaurant, or something of the like.
5. He spends forty minutes in the bathroom preparing his hair, while you spend six minutes in the shower and that's it.
6. He has a sixth sense for preparing, decorating, and serving desserts.
7. You catch him on camera doing/saying incredibly suss things, like: I like willies, they're squishy and carroty.”
8. He looks in the mirror a lot. I mean, a lot.
9. When he plays football, he tends to fall down and say "ow" before being tackled.
10. He bakes/has baked muffins, biscuits etc. etc. for his teacher.
11. He would rather watch High School Musical, (incredibly cheesy) than The Bourne Identity, Alien Vs Predator and such.
12. He listens to, and enjoys listening to; pop music like Forever Young and James Blunt.
13. He watches television programs like Australian/American Idol, Big Brother and The Biggest Loser. (But then again, they are quality viewing. *sniggers*)

A reminder that these ways may not be correct, it is basically just an amount of observations I have made on the subject. It may not apply to your brother, but then again, this could be just the thing you are looking for.