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The Ideal Government

A sarcastic political view on America's issues. Certain measures that should be considered in order to make America a better place to live.

Whilst I am a minority in this country, in my heart rests a great affliction of culpability and agony for the atrocities from LA to New York. My fellow Americans. The streets are trashed with crime, the pockets of our country....empty. And to boot, there are more coloreds and Hispanics than there are white people. I propose that a nation-wide enslaving of all minorities would be the proper and beneficial solution to this large and outstanding dilemma.

The Soviet Union , AT THE PEAK OF ITS INDUSTRIALIZATION, raised it production 400%. Nearly in a night. I have seen these people work. And I have seen the nation grow fat with surplus and abundance. Now my people. I am a minority. But the pain in my heart is too great, TOO GREAT, to watch this nation collapse at the hands of very non citizen of the people in the south.

The mass enslavery of every man woman and child will bring a new wealth and power to this nation. it will instill trepidation in all other lands. will there be terrorist attacks, no. The facts have shown that there were no 9'11's during the civil war.

My purpose with this "enslavery of man, woman, and child" goes beyond the imagination of mankind. The elimination of all technology. With no technology there’d be work 24/7. This keeps everyone in society in harmony with each other. Everyone will have “equal” share. Men will go to Africa to hunt antelopes. The children will swim to Europe to gather firewood and oil (nobody wants to cut American trees…).

The women can travel to Asia to gather craftsmen resources, and still have time to do the cooking and cleaning. With this, there’s no issue of conflicts, selfishness, and politically inadequate aristocracies. Instead, the United States will actually be “united”.

Everybody will live in boarding homes, 10 families to an apartment complex. Everyone sleeping on the floor, The men will leave for Africa on a Monday. They will cross a man-made bridge they will build themselves which connects the United States and Africa. Along with them they’ll take: a plastic knife, a baby carriage, and a bottle of water.

After the kills of the day are made, they will stow the carcass in the baby carriage. What better weapon to use than the plastic knife? The men will head back Tuesday morning so they can arrive home before Wednesday morning.

The children from ages four to eight years old, will be trained to swim long distances. When they reach nine, they will begin their everlasting swims to Europe to gather firewood and oil. Two resources of which will maintain American running. The Children will leave on a Monday also. They will chop down trees and steal oil from all the household basements. The children will maintain this job until they are thirteen years of age From thirteen, determining whether it is male or female, has to do the appointed job given to the certain sexes.

And last but not least, the women’s job. The women will do house work like any other housewife would except… they will make all the clothes, shoes, and food. The re-building of the Bering Straight by the old people, will benefit the women. The women are going to cross the Bering Straight into Asia. Asia contains many of the resources to make clothes and other products. The women will come out at night and steal linens and silk from okiyas and flee in underground hiding places.

Slavery will boost global income by 300 percent. Every human will bring in nearly a million dollars in product yearly. Facts have shown that scared people work harder than happy people. Minorities have shown themselves in the past years to be twice as hard working and half as argumentative and demanding as the regular citizen.

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#1 by lily Garcia, Jul 30, 2007
this was an awesome sarcastic ideal government, keep on working! lol i loved it
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