The Importance of Hygiene

You think it is fine since it is a day off you don't need to shower, well your gross! You argue "Well I am not going to see anyone today why bother"! Personally I keep clean for my own good not yours, I don't mean to be rude or offensive, (OK maybe a little!) but I don't care what you think I enjoy being clean! So the girl/guy thinks it is OK too! Well then go to have a nice relaxing sit down on the couch watching reruns and sitting in your own B.O. i don't find that overly attractive!

Your teeth have something called an enamel, some people brush obsessive compulsively, good job. however others only brush when they have a hot date, which to me is ironic because what do you do when your married? Better yet, what do you do when your teeth are disgusting and no one can listen to you without a gas mask?! Yes, you need to consider these things before you are overly lazy with yourself!

You probably don't consider this but have you noticed that if you don't shower for 2 days then shower you don't get completely clean and odds are if you didn't shower two days you won't be bothered to shower twice when you do! Wonderful now you have an couple scent layers consisting of Deodorant that is really too strong in an attempt to cover the B.O. then we have the Ivory soap your mom bought you and finally and most importantly, that smell you don't realize is there until you are close to someone cute. The terrible smell of dirty that you thought the soap and deodorant could tag team remove and cover! Guess what B.O. is like a nuke! Nothing but total annihilation can stop it! Please shower responsibly!

I am seriously guilty of this one right here! You wake up and roll over and you think, my what a big beard you have. You then push the thought out of your mind and shower and leave for work, you and I both look like bums when we have a 2 day stash! Shave it off it is best for the world! Same goes for legs, for the ladies I would hope but guys are gross with hairy legs but for some reason we get away with it!

If you have glasses as I do please for the sake of society, wash them at LEAST monthly and if you can manage 3 times a day but most people wash then after they run down the old guy walking across the road because they thought it was night time and thought old men aren't out at 3 AM. FOOL clean your glasses!