My teenager-y sarcastic comments included free of charge.
January:
- National Clean Up Your Computer Month: Take an entire month to clean up all the trash it gets throughout the rest of the year.
- Oatmeal Month
February:
- Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month: So THAT'S why they always get more around this time of year
March:
- National Talk To Your Teen About Sex Month: Have to do it eventually. Might as well be when the rest of the country is doing it. You could even throw a mature, very-well chaperoned party to have all the parents have their little say to all the teens on the block!
April:
- National Prepare Your Home To Be Sold Month: Whether you're moving or not!
May:
- National Correct Posture Month
- National Hamburger Month
- Teen Self-Esteem Month
June:
- Lane Courtesy Month: Quit being such a grouchy driver.
- Potty Training Awareness Month: A great time to realize that potty training happens.
- Rebuild Your Life Month: If it hasn't fallen apart yet, just tear down and build it new anyway!
July:
- Cell Phone Courtesy Month: Be more courteous to your phone. The thing works hard!
- Sandwich Generation Month: Generate those sandwiches!
August:
- Get Ready For Kindergarten Month: Does not apply to everyone.
- Happiness Happens Month: Practice what to do in case it does during this month.
September:
- Be Kind To Writers And Editors Month
- Go Wild During California Rice Month: Great time to party. Go wild!
- Great American Low-Cholesterol, Low-fat Pizza Bake Month
- International People Skills Month
- International Self-Awareness Month: Realize you exist.
- Library Card Sign Up Month: If you already have one, get another under a different name!
October:
- Emotional Intelligence Month
- International Strategic Planning Month
- National Popcorn Poppin' Month
- National Sarcastic Awareness Month: Sarcasm happens. Maybe you should practice what you should do in extreme situations.
- Squirrel Awareness Month: Be aware of squirrels.
- Talk About Prescriptions Month: So how about them Claritin?
November:
- I Am So Thankful Month: Kind of makes sense to be in the same month as Thanksgiving. Makes too much sense if you ask me.
December:
- Choose A Summer Camp Month: You miss the warmth, so why not torture yourself with thoughts of a great summer camp still six months away?
