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Teenage Pregnancy: The Solution

A humorous solution to the problem of teenage pregnancy.

Whenever we go outside or down the town center we are surrounded by multiple Vicky pollards with babies as bling accessories wrapped around tango orange necks, it's horrible to confirm but unfortunately it's true. common Society is no longer inhabited with intelligent people. The intelligent once migrate to university or a more cultural society.

I do wonder what these girls are thinking. I mean, don't they want a life instead of being a slave to children, don't get me wrong children can be a blessing but, getting pregnant that young, is it worth it? I have seen young girls say “Oh, I am going to be *this*” and after say three to six months. “I'm pregnant”. When they have the baby and it's grown up a bit, they will say the same thing “I never wish I did that really, now”. It isn't a lush life of having kids. Girls think I will have a baby and I will get my rent and that paid for me and I will live happily ever after. WRONG! OK maybe you will get you're rent paid but it isn't easy. You always have to budget, all the money goes on the baby; mostly for diapers! It's not a glamorous life, you do struggle all the time. So think before you go opening you're legs to some idiot!

Did you know that the Sales of erotic books and sexual manuals have quadrupled in the past decade, sex shops have being stripped of their sex toys and erotic clothes not that there much romance to do with chavs the idea of a romantic evening is a can of old carling and a shag up the back alley with an idiot they met down town( am I too hash nah its hard to say but it's the truth like it or not and to prove my sayings. My friend actually told me this story and I had known her for years and years her story was; “ I was on my way down to the bus station and I cut through this alley as a short-cut and there was this couple “dogging” and the guy who was “dogging” just looked at my friend and carried on, she ran through as quick as she could”. I can't believe that she saw something that obscene in BROAD daylight in the middle of town” now if that doesn't prove anything that I've said I hate to be blunt and take the mick but its true there isn't any decency any more and you wouldn't believe how old the publisher of this article is ,society is like trash these days and it disgusting.

The Solution

I have concluded an answer to exactly get the specimen known as “CHAVS” to wear condoms and to give this species a chance of ever having a somewhat good life. “CHAVS” are obsessed with designer labels right? Well why not make designer condoms with ADIDAS down the side of the condoms and they would never take the dam things off.

I really think the condom companies really should consider printing designer labels on the a considerable amount of contraception and condom you never know it could be the next big fad next to the play boy bunny that “chavs” go mad about (not all of us are obsessed with designer labels).

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Comments (2)
#1 by Jarff, Mar 5, 2008
lololololol
#2 by beth , Mar 6, 2008
o my god that would totally ,that is soo true great article
Ha ha ha ha
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