10 more ways to aggravate the police and guarantee you the quickest passage to the slammer.
"Hey, that's the new automatic, I've always wanted to add that one to my collection; let me take a look at that..."
"Nice car...what's it have, a v8, turbocharged? Cool...but my Jaguar's got a Turbo v8 that's flexed to run on jet fuel, and quad exhaust for max performance, and alloy wheels, for... If I had driven my other car, you guys wouldn't have caught me... Hey, wanna race sometime?"
"Hey, guys, lets be honest alright: I've got a really good lawyer, and whatever you get me for I'm going to get out of it anyway; so save yourself the trouble and let me go, because you do not want meet me again tomorrow after they let me go--It might be unhealthy for ya... Oh, and my lawyer's so good you can't even use what I just said against me in court."
"I got some donuts, some coffee, some blam blam, and some medical marijuana in the back seat... Here have some complimentary donuts and coffee while we discuss the deal."
"On your radio there it says that you got another run... tell you what, I'll wait here and finish this six pack while you pick up the other guy, and you can come pick me up when you get back."
"Didn't I see you guys at that gay bar on 46th ave? So that's where you got those hats..." "My old man was pretty dumb, so he dropped out of high school and became a cop. What about you guys?"
"Do, I know why you pulled me over? Nope, do you? Good, at least one of us does."
"You guys do those cavity searches, right? Good, because all those diamonds from the jewelers...yep, swallowed them."
"I wanted to be a cop once until I found out that dealing dope, drawing food stamps, unemployment, and screwing the IRS pays much better."
