Next time the police pull you over, try these smooth phrases to catch them off guard.
"Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control".
“Aww man! I'm late for work already. Do me a favor and hold on to this beer... I shouldn't drink until I'm on my way home".
"You're not going to check the trunk, are you?"
"Sorry I ran off the road. I was reading an E-article on how to annoy the police when the girl in the trunk began screaming, which distracted me enough to lose control. Ahh, today's been a bad day, you know; Al Qaeda just called and asked me to "get rid of" the ambassador. In fact, that's her in the trunk now..."
“Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?"
"Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 Magnum".
"I pay your salary".
"Hey dude. I got two AK 47's in the trunk; I'll sell both of 'em to you for $500".
“Are you guys real? Let me see those badges to make sure.”.
“Good morning, I'm special agent ________. I've been investigating a case where two dumb cops are arresting people on false charges. You guys wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you? I think I heard there were only two city police in this town...
Hey dude that was pretty funny. I wouldn't try any of them though. LOL. Check out my article, its on here. Its called "The Mechanics of a Liar"
#2 by Dustin Harrison, Jul 10, 2007
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#3 by James, Jul 16, 2007
Hey and wow lol this is awesome xD I wouldn't try a few of them up there. My favorite was #1
#4 by Dani, Jul 17, 2007
LOL, i pay your salary
#5 by Vance Lethurin, Jul 21, 2007
You can try them, but don't expect a warm response.
#6 by M{, Jul 22, 2007
I like the last one =]
#7 by Pigz, Jul 22, 2007
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!
#8 by Keane, Jul 23, 2007
lol i tried numero seven on this cop that was in the deli and he hit me in the leg with his night stick. owie. but i got a good laugh.
#9 by ill dds you, Jul 24, 2007
lmao that was funny:)
#10 by anonymous, Jul 24, 2007
Lol, these are hilarious. how long did it take you to come up with them? My favorite is number 4
#11 by P.Morrow, Jul 25, 2007
Very creative, and eye catching!
#12 by Harry..., Jul 25, 2007
"I pay your salary". - Best one :)
#13 by Vance Lethurin, Jul 28, 2007
Now that I think of it...don't try any of them
#14 by Pseudonym, Aug 5, 2007
In Ulster you cannot legally be arrested unless a policeman is wearign his hat. So bypass all of this by grabbing his hat an driving away. The hilarity :D
#15 by MariaElle, Jan 12, 2008
Damn funny, will email this to everyone I know.
#16 by kdog, Jun 5, 2009
Freakin hilarious man. I tried # 10 when i was in a big hurry with my kidz and i meant it as a joke but, uhhhhhh, yeah. I got like a 500 buck fine. if i hadnt confesssed though he probably would have beleived it. lmbo. those were gold man.
