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25 Crazy Laws From Around the World

We have all heard of some pretty silly laws. Here are twenty-five of the craziest I have ever heard of. (With the exception of #25, I think it is an unwritten law everywhere...)

  1. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
  2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
  3. In San Francisco, it's illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.




  4. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
  5. In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it's an ugly dog...?)
  6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
  7. In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
  8. In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
  9. In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping...




  10. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure...)
  11. In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
  12. In Pennsylvania, it's against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
  13. In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise. ( I agree 100%! )
  14. In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
  15. In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.




  16. In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed"
  17. In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
  18. In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse. ( but can you make faces at him? )




  19. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
  20. In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)
  21. In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.( even with the light on? )
  22. In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
  23. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)
  24. In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979.
  25. In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday...

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#1 by Darlene McFarlane, Aug 12, 2007

Against the law to make furniture in the nude?? I would think it's a good way to work without getting your clothes dirty. teehee

Interesting article and fun to read.
#2 by francie, Aug 15, 2007
This is some amazing stuff! Interesting and I did
have a good time reading it. Good one :)
#3 by Noreen Ann Jenkins, Aug 16, 2007
I think that this is a very good article and very interesting.
#4 by Lucy Lockett, Aug 16, 2007
The 'law' can be hilarious! That was interesting and funny.Thanks for making me smile!
#5 by omg, Oct 8, 2007
this article made me roflmfao
#6 by f, Oct 8, 2007
In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag. Umm, what about a plastic bag?

In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it's an ugly dog...?) Umm what if ur just ugly (like me..)
#7 by Big Bird, Oct 10, 2007
I love your page this is about the best sight i have been on in about forever so how is everything???
#8 by Cowboy Chad from Calgary , Oct 10, 2007
"In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses."

I live in Calgary, I have horses, and yet, I did not know this! I guess if I ride Dakota to 7-11 to buy a slurpee, if there is nowhere to tie her, I'll call the cops! LMAO!
#9 by Cowboy Chad from Calgary, Oct 10, 2007
Page 5 of Bylaw Number 52M87 "
#10 by Cowboy Chad from Calgary, Oct 10, 2007
Oops, lets try this...

Page 5 of Bylaw Number 52M87 "
#11 by ciara, Oct 17, 2007
i think these laws are crazy and hilarious at the same time but there is no such as an ugly horse
#12 by Brytta, Nov 1, 2007
You have to have a hunting license to set a mouse trap in California?! What if the home is full of mouses?
#13 by ??????????, Nov 30, 2007
massachusetts laws kind of crazy
#14 by Samantha, Dec 2, 2007
I want to know who gets to choose if the horse is ugly or not?
#15 by marissa m, Dec 9, 2007
who comes up with this stuff... geez and i dont get the ugly horse thing =/
#16 by anni, Dec 28, 2007
hello everybody!
i have to make a presentation about hilarious laws and their origins - does anyone now where and how to find out about the origins????
wold help me a lot...
#17 by Blake, Jan 1, 2008
uh oh I live in florida and I fart alot. I may have broken the no farting on thursays after 6 law. =[
#18 by IndySyberg, Jan 15, 2008
Great Page! So if I jump off a building in New York I want to make sure I get the job done the first time right?
Tall Building: check
Gravity: check
Non-cushioned ground:check
I think I'm good to go!
#19 by Alexa Gates, Jan 31, 2008
those are some of the stupidest laws imaginable! I wonder who came up with them :)
#20 by Dee Huff, Jan 31, 2008
These are really funny Lanne. No. 14 in particular perplexed me. What are you supposed to do if you have an infestation of mice? I'd love to know the origin of some of these laws.
#21 by Kathleen, Feb 13, 2008
This is great reading. I love the hunting license need for setting a mouse trap. These are all priceless.
#22 by Tammie, Feb 18, 2008
Some of these are hilarious; others are just plain scary! That driving while sleeping thing? Probably not a bad idea to outlaw that one!
#23 by Bill Gates, Feb 26, 2008
Wow, that is very interesting.
#24 by DingaHingaDergin, Mar 16, 2008
http://doom3.zoy.org
#25 by Ann, Mar 18, 2008
All I can say is CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY...............
#26 by , Apr 2, 2008
why would you make furniture on the nude anyway?

imagine slipping while using the saw or hammer or something...!!!
OUCH!!! there goes ur manhood...


heh
:L
#27 by S Smith, Apr 11, 2008
Haha. man these were funny. I can't help it if my horse is ugly. lol. And i always mke furniture naked. Ha. Why not?
#28 by lanne, Apr 17, 2008
watever,
Good luck with the chickens.
#29 by Ray, Apr 25, 2008
why the hell is it illegal to fart in florida after 6pm on thursdays. I should probaly have a life sentence right now!
#30 by Ray, Apr 25, 2008
in a public place that is ;)
#31 by Locomotion15, Apr 28, 2008
IN Alabama, it is illegal to have an unmanned car driving over 60 MPH
#32 by bob, May 15, 2008
some weird laws=))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#33 by bobiena, May 15, 2008
haha funny
#34 by chris, May 19, 2008
who would want to make furniture naked?? o wait i would!!!
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#35 by chris, May 19, 2008
no farting after six?? how do some ppl hold it in??
#36 by Kate, Texas, May 22, 2008
i think the faces at a dog is almost as finny as the furnature one but i think theese are stupid
#37 by kate texas, May 22, 2008
i meant to typed funny not finny
#38 by PWNER, Jun 3, 2008
WOW THIS IS TOOOOO HEALARIOUS WOW SOOOO FUNNY I CANT GET OVER THIS RIDICULOUS MATTER WOW
#39 by Leonard Kenya, Jun 17, 2008
now am sure am not going to America
#40 by Juggalette, Jun 17, 2008
Are these really real? .. its hard to believe that they would be lol they are just to crazy lol ... Who thinks up these laws hahahah
#41 by person, Jun 30, 2008
most of the laws that are like this with the possible exception of the hitching post one come into existence due to a certain situation. i.e.: (this is how I'm imagining this one went down)
Person (rides into town on ugly horse)
Person 2 (has prominent position in town) (takes offense, chews out other person)
Officer (comes over to break up fight, sees that it's Person vs. Person 2 (who, remember, has a prominent position and no one wants to mess with him))
Person 2 (tells his side)
Officer (creates law to keep Person 2 in his good graces...)
#42 by BostonEd, Jul 10, 2008
LOL THATS GREAT !!!
#43 by farty mcfart fart, Jul 13, 2008
oh i was arrested and put in jail for #22........ wat a night
#44 by dingdong, Jul 23, 2008
i dont know is it just me?
because i don't understand #20 at all, because to me it would seem you would have to lose your virginity in another state for it to be legal...
#45 by Nothing Nobo, Aug 7, 2008
In Massachusetts, it is legal for two men to get married, and for two women.
#46 by new york building jumper, Aug 8, 2008
i jumped a inch high building in nyc and now the cops are after me
#47 by me, Aug 22, 2008
americans are craaazy
#48 by dude, Sep 11, 2008
sweet site hahahahahaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.....................sorry that was kinda abnoxious..!
#49 by Crazy Girl, Sep 13, 2008
Lol. I live in Alaska, and its illegal to drop a moose from a flying plane here. :D
#50 by Vince, Sep 17, 2008
What the Hell!!
#51 by Me..., Sep 28, 2008
But...but... I don't bathe every time before I got to bed and I live in Mass...I'm going to jail o_O
#52 by someone, Oct 23, 2008
who carries a violin in a paper bag anyway!
#53 by Mrsfuturedoughnuthole, Oct 27, 2008
in ohio it is illeagal to put an ice cream cone in your pocket, and to walk a cow on center ridge road!!! lol who would walk a cow on center ridge road anyway, in a major cty?!?!?!?
#54 by Tyler from Washington state, Oct 31, 2008
I want to know if you can own an ugly horse cus it just says you can't ride it
#55 by Dieter Hentz, Nov 11, 2008
funny
#56 by albereeeeeeeeta, Dec 1, 2008
you cant have sex with a virgin? then how do virgins becomee uh, well, not virgins? then no one has sex. ever. thats stupid and confusing especially for a blonde!
#57 by alota8394809283, Dec 13, 2008
i like #19 haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa
#58 by sahvdhvgasvgd, Dec 13, 2008
weird stuff
#59 by Fifi, Dec 13, 2008
In Pennsylvania, it\'s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.....

Well what about sticking a penny to the floor with glue/chewing gum? you get the same amount of pleasure out of the victims suffering so would that be the same thing!?
#60 by blayde hemmings, Dec 29, 2008
that is some extremely interesting information. i will definately be using these facts when playing trivial pursuit with my buddies on saturday. its going to be fantastic. thank you so much.

kind regards,
Blayde Hemmnings
#61 by Canada, Jan 3, 2009
Oh, well then I guess I can't go to Devon, Texas I always make furniture naked!
#62 by Sabrina, Jan 13, 2009
ROTFFLMTHFSSAO
#63 by ledzep330, Jan 15, 2009
if i lived in america i would have broken most of them already
#64 by juggalotus, Feb 10, 2009
these are some funny laws!!!
#65 by :), Feb 10, 2009
are these real?
#66 by donkey man, Feb 14, 2009
these laws probably dont even exist they are so rediculous!!! some of them are pretty funny though
#67 by cheesey, Mar 1, 2009
they're real, thats how common law works
#68 by srawberry555, Mar 5, 2009
o.m.g. these are the most hilarious laws i have EVER seen please find more and put them on tour website!
#69 by strawberry555, Mar 5, 2009
COOL those are super interesting i really hope that you find more so you can put them on www.socyberty.com because you only have 25 . . . no offense. anyway gotta go, hope you find more , good luck!
#70 by person, Mar 15, 2009
these were sooooo funny. i just don't get # 20????
#71 by anonymous, Mar 29, 2009
Thanx 4 that. I have to do an informative speech and im going to do it on crazy laws.
#72 by mando, Apr 21, 2009
i live in mass, and i took a shower on sunday
#73 by ted, May 1, 2009
who made these laws?
#74 by luis, May 9, 2009
ppl if you like this go here
http://www.idiotlaws.com/
#75 by Liam, May 20, 2009
great stuff i really like it i will reserch more on it KAPI (means awesome in MOARI)
#76 by Sharlette , May 20, 2009
iz that for real so funny LOL (laugh out loud)
#77 by horse, May 20, 2009
with the one that says its illeagle to ride an ulgy horse, it maby is ulgy to some people but it might not be ulgy to them
#78 by another , May 20, 2009
its illeagel to fly with a rooster in a hot air balloon in new zealand
#79 by Bob, May 22, 2009
These laws are stupid but hilarious!!!
#80 by mike, May 25, 2009
uh oh...i was in new york and i jumped off of a lego built building, im in trouuuble
#81 by jackie, May 29, 2009
Washington is weird..
#82 by bowknutt, Jun 9, 2009
this is so wierd funny lol
#83 by hahha, Jun 9, 2009
i think these are rocking cool im so gonna put these in my presentation!!!
#84 by roger, Jun 21, 2009
it is illegal to have sex with a virgin? haha! then how do deflower them? LOL!
#85 by Cheryl Butler, Jun 24, 2009
In Memphis Tn its a law that any man, when his wife is driving, must run in front of her waving a red flag in warning to other drivers. Sexist much? Funny too, tho so I thought I\'d share. Men, plz don\'t make me regret it....
#86 by steve, Jun 24, 2009
For #21, urinating while standing makes too much noise and will wake the neighbor in the apartment next door.
#87 by mtrader, Jun 24, 2009
These are great. I suppose that when these laws were passed they seemed OK, but now they are just fun to read. Be careful someone will try to make trouble for you with one of these old-out-dated laws.
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