Dear Mom, and Dad,
I know that having me in your life has brought you happiness yet I have some request. So please get ready to take notes and digest.
The first is simply, dad please keep a nice shave, because my kissed are going to kit you like a tidal wave.
The second I would like to be kept warm, for love that grows inside of you will be stronger & deeper than any meteor storm.
Now that the fun is done, time to get my serious request for each one begun.
Dad & mom please ease up some time from working on the computer so late. I wish to be picked up for I am the new head of state.
I know I'm only 9 months old but I need your warm embrase. Trust me the smell of my skin, and the smile on my face will put your mind in a great place!
I wish that momie would simply stop and enjoy me, the wash will get done. The time you spend on this task will not help your memories of me as baby in the long run.
I request that we spend more time together as a family only the three of us. I know that at some point in the future you'll end the fuss.
I request that you not spoil me so much, as harsh as this sounds. There will come a time were you will yell at me for acting like a clown.
My final request is simple, love me at all times for there will come a time when the rolls will be reversed and we will discuss all of this over key lime pie.