Upon deciding to write a topic on such a sinister and tedious thing as suicide-I admit, I was completely lost for words. But upon delving deeper I think I may see a reason for and against the deadly slit or the dreaded overdose; believe me…if you wanted a balanced view for suicide-gees louise, you've got it.
Sometimes, life seems tough, tired and lonely; maybe your divorced, you split with your girlfriend or you have cancer; but life truly isn't so bad, it has negatives and advantages (the negatives are more frequent) but there are always treasures to make you see differently. Read the:
10 ways to feel good:
- Tell yourself you're amazing once a day
- Make some friends that make you feel worthwhile
- Laugh at a joke you don't find funny
- Find some time to scream; don't get the neighbours annoyed though
- Buy a pet and kiss it when you're annoyed
- Buy a punch bag and glue a horrid persons face to it; punch it when you're stressed
- Make an effort to get drunk-no it doesn't taste good and its bad for you, but the oblivion is good every four months
- Remind yourself that you're a miracle and watch an episode of your favourite programme
- Listen attentively when people praise you
- When you lie in bed, twist your bones and lie flat. Buy a memory foam mattress, they help a lot.
10 Ways to feel bad:
- Never look at yourself
- Isolate yourself
- Whine about suicide to your friends
- Make an effort to stick out and hate others
- Adopt a brother and hit him
- Buy a broken laptop
- Remind yourself of the arguments with your siblings
- Never stop working
- Never listen to music
- Hate all you love
So there you have a weird guide to life. Be good or be bad. Choose yourself and say how you get on; try to change. I'm going to try for this Christmas so why don't you? Please bookmark this page…thanks.
