Age Doesn't Matter, But Matter Does Age

Age matters when:

• ... you want to lift something heavy but cannot;
• ... you're a bachelor and you like somebody young but she wants somebody her age;
• ... you want to eat a lot of sweet, delicious food but cannot because of diabetes;
• ... you have all the money to go on a world trip but you're already too weak to even walk;
• ... you wake up most of the night because you're losing your melatonin;
• ... you want to play with your kids but they're already grown ups;
• ... you want to cross the street but couldn't figure out the traffic light;
• ... you try reading the small labels but you left your glasses somewhere;
• ... you want to avail of a scholarship but the maximum age is 35;
• ... you meet somebody but couldn't remember his/her name;
• ... you want to type more but your fingers just wouldn't budge;
• ... you have trouble getting a new job you like because what they want is younger than 40;
• ... you see your wrinkles creeping but none of the creams and foundations can remove it anymore;
• ... your eyebags sag like a bulldog's but cucumber does no good; and
• ... you want to enjoy with friends but many of them are no longer around.

Age doesn't matter when:

• ... the lights are dim;
  
• ... someone you liked is blind;
  
• ... you have enough money to pay for your medical expenses; and
  
• ... the game is mahjong.

It's quite difficult figuring out things where age doesn't matter. So better do everything you can while you're young.