As the undersigned wingman, I agree to all terms and conditions and realize that I am only along for the best interests of the point man.
- I will be charming, but never so charming as to draw attention from, or outshine, said point man.
- I will be funny, but only in the interest of showing that the point man keeps good company. I remember that the most important aspect of my being funny is to make the point man look good.
- I will make small conversation with the intentions of revealing information about the girl who the point man wishes to pursue, without said point man having to appear to be conducting an interrogation
- I agree to take any and all embarrassment dealt me by the point man, as the number one objective is to make him look good, and therefore, my embarrassment is irrelevant
- I understand that any accompanying friends of the target are second priority to the point man and the target. If I am able to ensure that the target is acquired by the point man, any friends of said target become available for pursuit, but not before such a time as the main target is acquired by the point man.
- I agree not to complain after the evening is over if the evening has been boring because I realize that at some point there will come a time when I myself will need the current point man to do me the same courtesy
- I agree to take any and all action necessary to bail out the point man from any type of embarrassing thing they may say or do. If this requires personal humiliation or embarrassment, I realize that it is a part of the job and will carry it out without hesitation.
- I agree to make absolutely sure to notice and inform the point man of any and all alterations, anomalies, or other strange and potentially embarrassing changes to his physical appearance (ie. Food in teeth, mustard on shirt).
- If the target and the point man at any time become involved in deep conversation or any other activity that would be benefited by seclusion from all other contact, I agree to use any and all means to keep any accompanying friends occupied
- Lastly, I agree to swiftly remove the point man from any situation in which the target has been misjudged and proves to be mentally unstable. I will use any and all means necessary to accomplish this.
Wingman's Name (printed) ________________________
Wingman's Signature ________________________
