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Five Things Men Will Boast About How Small They Are

Size matters and there is little that Men boast about that is small. Here are five things they do shout about where tiny is better than titanic.

Big cars, big barbecue, big steak, big house, big dreams, it is all big, big, big with boys. Here are five things men will boast about how small they are, and I was scratching to come up with five.

  1. Golf Handicap

    The smaller the number, the better you are and if you don't have a handicap, you are better still.
  2. Mobile Phone

    Small is the new chic in mobile communications.
  3. Length of Incision

    In the New Age of Minimally Invasive surgery, surgeons will boast about how small their incisions are.
  4. Champagne Bubbles

    The smaller the bubble, the better the quality of champagne he has bought. Many small bubbles provide more aroma and arguably flavor.
  5. Hair Loss

    As a man gets older, he will definitely be telling everyone how little hair he has lost compared to others.

And Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin probably boasted about their one small step for man, when they landed on the Moon on the 20th of July, 1969.

The irony is, Men will only boast about these small things, to make them look big.

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Comments (9)
#1 by Bronwyn, Dec 6, 2007
Oh I had to laugh at this. Very funny and observant.
#2 by IcyCucky, Dec 6, 2007
Well done, Shaun!
Now, shall I sit by your feet to learn your wisdoms too? (LOL)...I\'ll be a humble student...promise!
#3 by Lucy Lockett, Dec 6, 2007
That is so true! Loved it!
#4 by lanne, Dec 6, 2007
Good one Shaun! I will have to share your list with my son (the man-child) He is still stuck on things that aren`t small. Maybe this`ll cure him....I`m still laughing. Thanx
#5 by Darlene McFarlane, Dec 8, 2007
Good stuff! I tried to think of at least one boast before I started reading and couldn't think of a single thing.....must be a guy thing.
#6 by Dee Huff, Dec 12, 2007
I laughed!
#7 by Liane Schmidt, Dec 12, 2007
Too, too funny! Great article.

Best wishes.

Sincerely,

-Liane Schmidt.
#8 by Anne Lyken-Garner, Dec 13, 2007
Very observant and quite funny. I was attracted by the title
#9 by Jessica owens, Jan 11, 2008
Men cannot help themselves when they are so small minded and do not know it...maybe that is a boast although inadvertant. Thanks Shaun, I had a laugh
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