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Why not urinals in homes? The woman is the master of the bathroom.

I want to talk to the men. Have you ever gone into a bathroom and saw the sign “WE AIM TO PLEASE, YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE. You know automatically that it was put there by a woman. Or how many times have you heard this, “PUT THE LID DOWN!” The modern bathroom is definitely built with the women in mind.

Where are the urinals? In every men’s rest room in the nation there are urinals. No lid to put up or down, no sarcastic signs needed, where are all the urinals in the homes?

Lets face it men, the world is definitely geared for the woman in your life. If you suggested such a thing as putting a urinal in the bath room she would have a fit because it would be one more thing that she would have to clean, and besides it’s not needed because you already have the stool IF YOU WOULD ONLY REMEMBER TO PUT THE LID DOWN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH!

Actually I think the woman’s work would be easier because the urinal wouldn’t get as messy as the stool and would be easier to clean. Just squirt some soap in it and flush it a few times. There wouldn’t be all that mess around the stool that they are always talking about having to clean up.

I know that this is a losing cause because these things aren’t any use (to women) and would only take up room. And I know it’s a losing cause because I need the women in my life and they know it . So I don’t do anything to antagonize them.

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Comments (3)
#1 by Fred Karns, Dec 18, 2006
No, I am afraid not. The only performances I've done is staying away from performances, but thanks for the note any way. I hope that you find the right Mr. Karns. Good luck.
#2 by Kitty, Sep 6, 2007
"Lets face it men, the world is definitely geared for the woman in your life."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHA AHAHAHA AHAHAAH AHAHAHAAHAAA
I guess it could be true in the bathroom (although my uncle has installed a urinal in his and my aunt's bathroom) it is definitely not true of the *world*.
#3 by Bob, Sep 17, 2008
You are right on, bro. Its been more than a century since indoor plumbing and they act like men are still supposed to be going out behind the barn. To heck with that. To heck with \\\"put the seat down.\\\" The time that indoor plumbing needs to recognize the needs of men is long since past. We live here too. The building code should require that every home where men are expected to live must have indoor plumbing for men. Let the females deal with it.

BTW: I have urinals in my master bathroom and my guest/main bathroom. It causes no problem for the women and is well received by the men.
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