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Nine Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults |
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by jamie.b, Jan 24, 2008 |
We all have them, but somehow it seems its easier to find them in men. Here's the way to correctly describe those male faults. |
He Does Not Have a Beer Gut
He has developed a liquid gain storage facility
He is Not a Bad Dancer
He is overly Caucasian.He is Not a Sex Machine
He is romantically automatedHe Doesn't Get Lost All the Time
He investigates alternative destinationsHe Is Not Balding
He is in follicle regression.He is Not a Cradle Robber
He prefers generational, differential relationships.He Doesn't Get Falling Down Drunk
He becomes accidentally horizontal.He Does Not Act Like a Total Ass
He develops a case of rectal-anal inversionHe is Not a Male Chauvinist Pig
He has swine empathy.
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