A Recruits Motivation (in no particular order):
Discounts
Almost everywhere you go in the US, you can get a military discount. All you have to do is ask. Think of all the money youll save!
Women
There's nothing women like more than a man in uniform
... except if it's a man in uniform with muscles! Trust me, those push-ups will pay off!
Respect
Only a handful of people in the world are willing to go through the tortuous training, fight for their country, and put it all on the line. This makes you one of the elite, so be proud of it, because were proud of you!
All about the Abs Baby
You'll be in the best physical condition of your life! Are you a couch potato? Cant stop playing those video games? Wanna replace that keg for a smokin' hot six-pack? Join the Armed-Services! Guaranteed to whip you in shape ... Fast!
Money
A guaranteed check every month, who wouldn't want that? No more flippin' burgers for you!
Discipline
Regain control over your lifestyle! Youll learn to control your mind and your body even under the most stressful situations.
What You Believe, You Can Achieve
You will learn to go past your physical and mental limits, gain confidence, and know how to Get it Done
I call shananigans.