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The Top Ten Hollywood Hunks in Trunks

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Many of the gay men reading this might wish that the rumors were true. However, Jackman remains resolutely married and heterosexual. The rumors started when he played a gay man on Broadway. Then there were the rumors about him taking steroids to bulk up for his role as Wolverine in the X-Men are also untrue. As for the Kabbalah rumors - no, no NO! He is NOT going to Israel with Madonna. Never. Oh yes, he has made some films too. Plus he started his career in the Australian soap opera “Neighbours”, joining the likes of Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce. Not bad company - in at a non-gay, non-steroid taking, non-Kabbala chanting number three!

Then, he just couldn't stop, but enough! Young Mr. Evans got his first movie break on Not Another Teen Movie and hasn't looked back. Apart from the odd glitch in his career, like not being offered roles. Like Halle Berry's bikini in a certain Bond movie, Evans found that showing off a little flesh does one's career no harm The 2005 film The Fantastic Four gave him this opportunity in spades and he hasn't looked back since. And people having stopped asking him to take his clothes off since, either. One glance at him in his role as the Torch in FF convinced most people that it was the part he was destined to play. Again and again and again - they hope!

A serious actor, Daniel would never, ever take his clothes off in a movie unless it was an integral part of the plot. Cast as 007 it was then an ideal time for him to show off his assets and set those who lust after the male body in to a shaken not stirred frenzy. Of course, if you want to be taken seriously as an actor, getting your kit off is, as everyone knows, the first thing you should do. “If Helen Mirren can do it, then so, by god, can I!” is the general cry from our thespian friends.

Way to go, Danny boy. He first came to the notice of the public when he played Geordie in the acclaimed BBC drama series Our Friends in the North. No one at the time would have taken him as a sex object. Something to do with the squished nose and the sticky out ears, I guess. However, now, he is considered the one of the prime cuts of beefy top totty on the planet and as such makes number one on our definitive (cough) guide to those hunks in trunks we all love to (insert verb of your choice).

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#1 by Liane Schmidt, May 4, 2008
Nice article. All great choices.

Best wishes.

Sincerely,

-Liane Schmidt.
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