Future Employment for Dick Cheney

Vice President Dick Cheney will soon be leaving the White House. His political career will be over. However, job prospects are great. Here are some possible jobs for Dick Cheney:

1. Secretary of Torture and medieval areas of persuasion
2. CEO of Halliburton. (Now you can receive your pay off.).
3. Gun shop owner. (Watch out when Dick demonstrates the use of his weapons.)
4. Darth Vader impressionist. (You'll be great at cocktail parties.).
5. President of Iraq. (Show the Iraqis how to run their government the American way.).
6. Supreme Commander of Neo Conservatives. (The title sounds great, and it really fits you.).
7. Oil Czar. (Now you can lead the oil cartel into oblivion)
8. Secretary of Extramarital Affairs. (Perfect job to snoop for the unfaithful politician.).
9. Lobbyist. (Take your pick. Why don't you start with energy.).
10. Dry cleaner owner. (Show how you dispose of your dirty laundry.)