Vice President Dick Cheney will soon be leaving the White House. His political career will be over. However, job prospects are great. Here are some possible jobs for Dick Cheney:
- Secretary of Torture and medieval areas of persuasion
- CEO of Halliburton. (Now you can receive your pay off.).
- Gun shop owner. (Watch out when Dick demonstrates the use of his weapons.)
- Darth Vader impressionist. (You'll be great at cocktail parties.).
- President of Iraq. (Show the Iraqis how to run their government the American way.).
- Supreme Commander of Neo Conservatives. (The title sounds great, and it really fits you.).
- Oil Czar. (Now you can lead the oil cartel into oblivion)
- Secretary of Extramarital Affairs. (Perfect job to snoop for the unfaithful politician.).
- Lobbyist. (Take your pick. Why don't you start with energy.).
- Dry cleaner owner. (Show how you dispose of your dirty laundry.)
any chance you've done a page on Abraham Lincoln, or might in the future?