Hello Laui, Nihau, nihau! I am Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu Master, I am Ninja, I am bring you terrible warning of impending doom! That right Laui, Sifu say Doom! Woe to all Laui for terrible doom which is to overtake us all!
WHAT SIFU ON ABOUT?
Sifu on about Doom! Sifu on about history repeat itself again but worse than ever! All over world, whole world, right now, people everywhere is fight over oil and argue about environment. Sifu hear you say this have go on for long time, maybe go on long time more, but no! All Laui will already know about evil propaganda tell us that bio-fuel is save environment without us all give up driving car, but evil propaganda is a lie; it is a lie, Laui and you know it is unless you are stupid.
Listen, Sifu explain very quick because evil propaganda people have program you mind through TV and internet to have only short attention span: you must still be listen for important message of doom, but very quick: Bio Fuel is bad idea because obviously fuel is more expensive than food, so farmers who already very poor will stop making food for to make fuel instead and become rich. Already millions starving Laui; what happen when all farming land is use only for to feed cars? We will all starve! Only very few people in west will survive, rest will starve.
All the world, the whole world, will starve, and for to keep on living all peoples will cut down all forest for to make more food. Evil conspiracy! Already all Laui is conditioned eat beef-burgers. All land not use for fuel will be for beef Laui, and beef take lots of land; rich people will eat beef and drive car while whole world die.
OUR LEADERS WON’T LET US ALL STARVE, SIFU
It is our leaders who do it on purpose! Environment crisis is real; them have debated it for fifty years, but now them finally accept that environmental catastrophe is loom unless we do something about it. What is nature of catastrophe?
Overpopulation; there is now too many Laui out there eating too much beef and driving too much car. Planet cannot support so many Laui, so millions will die one way or the other. For to prevent random cull on human race or desperate nuclear war, evil leaders of world have reach treaty over bio-fuel. Bio-Fuel is chosen weapon to starve all the poor everywhere. Obviously poor people is make up most of human race, so obvious them the ones get culled while rich leaders eat beef and drive car.
SIFU, THAT’S JUST A CONSPIRACY THEORY, ITS NOT REAL
Like hell it not real, Laui! Sifu slap face if you say that one more time. Sifu say nothing not already on the news all the time, it just that evil leaders tell you bio-fuel good so you believe. Laui, propaganda was invent by Nazi scientist just like everything else, and if you think that is Conspiracy Theory then you is deluding yourself. Sifu have already explain about Nazi scientists flee Berlin in 1945, surrender to Americans for to escape Russian advance. Simple history in a nutshell, no book or historian will tell you different: if you not believe Sifu, look it up on-line, because it is a fact.
It is also fact that Nazis use bio-fuel in WWII because Germany have no oil-fields. You not believe that, go look on a map. Germany landlocked; no oil. Just north, Russia have plenty oil, which is why Hitler invade Russia. No other reason; Russia unlimited oil, Germany none. To fuel invasion of Russia, Nazis invent bio-fuel. To make bio-fuel Nazis must burn crops. By burning crops, Nazis run out of food. For to feed the rich, the army and the workforce, Nazis kill millions of Jews.
ALRIGHT, BUT THAT’S JUST HISTORY
Ancient Laui wisdom say: “To forget history is to repeat it.” Laui, what Sifu say seem strange to you because you have forgotten recent history. Fifty years not so very long ago; Nazis very real back then and everyone know instinctively everything that Sifu have so far say. But now, only very few people old enough to remember Nazis; everyone hear of Nazi, but only old man and woman nearly 100 years old ever actually see one. You think them all gone? No, them is hide; Nazi is hide and pretend to be normal until everyone who recognize him die of old age. Now, evil Nazi is back and him is take over the world.
BUT SIFU, WE BEAT THE NAZIS BACK IN WWII
So you think, or so you been told. Nazi Scientists go to America, blah-blah-blah, how many times, Laui? Nazi maybe lose war of weapons, but them win war of hearts and minds. Now Nazi bastards in power all over the world. Right now, England is become open-prison. Police and CCTV everywhere, people all afraid of terrorists, all prepare to carry ID Card and maybe even have implanted chip, all people aware of war going on over whole world, all people aware of bio-fuel and impending crisis.
