Now, you might well be thinking: what are examples of Liberal Style? Have no fear, Conservapedia also provides an enormous list of all the behaviors that bely a secret contempt for American Awesomeness and apparently hurt their precious little feelings so much that they took the time to throw in as many as they could (49 and counting):
1. Declaring that one is insulted as a response to an argument
10. Attempting to appear more reasonable than others, when often the opposite is true
15. Insisting on a mindless equality, as in "if you have an entry for Beethoven, then you must allow entries for vulgar rap artists!"
22. Over-reliance on mockery
24. Hostility to faith
So there you have it, if you do any of these things, you're a Liberal, you scumbag. I mean, you never hear Conservatives never get offended (that's why you can tell them things like: I'll bet Jesus could suck 50 dicks in under a minute). They never disguise their unreasonableness with an evil facade of reasonableness (what?). They never insist on mindless equality (they don't even care that their Hollywood Values bit didn't get accepted on Wikipedia). They never mock people (Dennis Miller must be a Liberal after all). And if you hate faith, then guess what (although attacking Muslim faith is a-okay!).
Of course, you shouldn't listen to me. I mean, just look at me, over-relying on mockery like this.
This one is just amusing because of the writers' efforts to portray the famous "God Hates Fags" Preacher of the Westboro Baptist Church as a Democrat. I've always been amused by the Conservative reaction to Phelps, who shares their views on gays, which was fine until he and his band of crazies started protesting military funerals because they died protecting a *cough* "fag-enabling nation" (boy is that weird to say). Sounds like a Democrat to me, doesn't it? We all know how those kids from A.N.S.W.E.R. are always protesting funerals and shrieking about how America is doomed because it *hack, gag* supports gay rights. Fuck you guys. Phelps is yours and everyone knows it.
And this is just a taste of the fun that awaits you all. It's all of the "Trustworthy" information you could want! Unless you happen to be interested in vulgar rap groups.
