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Insurance

Poem about devious insurance companies.

We won’t take you.
You’re fucked.
Pay up son,
Hah! That’s just the first month!

Decent coverage,
In your dreams!
Cough it up,
You’re just shit out of luck.

Window broken,
And, your question?
Bump up the coverage,
Now you’re talkin’.

Motherfucker,
Just got hit.
On your life
Rains continual shit.

Come to collect,
Throw down the initial,
Nice doing business,
We just blew the whistle.

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Comments (3)
#1 by Amanda, Sep 25, 2006
Finally! Someone with something real to say! Thank you for not wasting my time like all these other losers.
#2 by Meri Jeffrey, Sep 25, 2006
I was teetering on the edge of Scribe13' realness when Amanda's comments saved me with profound laughter. I needed that from both of you! Thanks!
#3 by soconnor, May 26, 2008
Ya, I sell insurance sometimes... but it does sorta remind u of racketeering. hhehehe. damn fine poem
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