What is it that makes men different from women?
The simple answer is the wo.
A more complicated answer is to be found in the ways that they both answer questions.
Ask women how you look? They will tell you without fear of contradiction your shoes are dirty, your hair is unkempt or you could do with a shave.
If a woman asks how do I look? The answer has to be well thought out, truthful, but not to much truth in it and diplomatic.
The question (does my bum look big in this) is the worst of all.
For when a woman asks a question, she already knows the answer she wants to hear.
Woe betides any man who strays too far from that answer.
History is full of many men who failed to answer correctly.
Take napoleon for example. After his famous” not tonight" his star was in a rapid decline towards oblivion.
Alexander the great wasn't so great when he went against the wishes of his woman
Whilst quite a few politicians have fallen to the wrath of a woman scorned.
It's interesting to note that the Internet seems to be dominated by the male persuasion, as nowhere up to this stage have I found help to answer any questions posed to men by women
I suppose if I had the intelligence I could enlighten my fellow man as to what to say, More importantly when to say it but... I'm just a man.
Maybe I haven't looked hard enough. For the help we men desire could very well be hidden under our noses and we still would not see it.
We are the hunter gatherers, destined to provide for women all things of importance to them.
Perhaps what is important to a woman is the answer. This of course changes like the seasons.
In spring they want for nothing but cute cuddly and nice.
In summer they want cute cuddly nice and practical.
In autumn they want cute cuddly dependable, practical nice.
In winter they want cute cuddly warm tender nice.
Who or what it is must fit the preceding criteria.
So where are these men? They must be around as there are not many women moaning about satisfaction.
Are they all selfish? Do they not wish to share the secret with the rest of us, or are they all too frightened by what they have learned.
Myself I have tried many times to understand what it is that women want, but, just as I believe I'm getting close, something else pops up for which I have no answer.
Currently I am wondering why all males are depicted as slow, dim or just downright
stupid in the advertising world?
Have women taken over? Is this the way women see us? Or is it a cunning plan
by the male species to let women believe that we all know we are stupid
Therefore they should cut us some slack when we do get things wrong?
Whatever your gender it is an impossible question to answer correctly.
What we men really wish women new is how much we depend on them to help us through everything we do.
