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Five Ways to Annoy a Guy

Break off your relationship with a guy, without being the one to actually tell him. If you bother him enough, he'll do the hard job for you.

There are instances in the girls lives that to be annoying is one of the best recipe to add spices in their own lives. However, a girl should have a lot of guts to do it, this job is not that simple; it take a lot of effort in her part. If you’re aiming to annoy a guy, you should remember the sayings, “that whatever you do to others, it will come back to you in a thousand folds”.

Anyway, don’t be afraid, I’m writing this article to give you some hint. If you want to annoy a guy, just for the sake of doing it, you may face the consequences after doing it. But, if you want to annoy the guy because you wanted to seek attention, you hated him of ignoring you or you might want to end up your relationship with a guy, this might be helpful for you. In terms of breaking up, to be annoying is the least and the cheap thing you can do.

  1. Ring the phone always.

    Cell phones are the guys enemy. According to research, a guy typically only uses the phone for information and direction purposes. But, using it more than an hour like the girls do is not their cup of tea. They prefer to talk in front of you than to talk to you by phone. Calling him more than once, or even a thousand times, can make their head ache and throb. You may hear from his best-friend that, "You are the pain in the ass."
  2. Text.

    If you’re not satisfied with simply calling, text messaging can be somewhat helpful to make yourself being annoying in his mind. You can text him with nonsensical things. This might change his mind about you and will try some ways to be away from you. Or if not, they shut their phone off from your messages.
  3. Act Like His Mother.

    Scold him always. Be his mother, don’t be his friend. Guys love to be scolded as a friend or scolded by his lover, but if you’re his girlfriend and you’re trying to act like his mother, it becomes annoying for him. He got already a sermon from his mother and you add up into it. Being annoying can be somewhat a hard job for you. If you’re not the nagging type, this may be difficult to acheive.
  4. Be Unpredictable.

    Women are known to have a mind like the weather, changing constantly. Change your mind always. Be unpredictable. At times, a man cannot handle it himself and sometimes they’re trying to ignore it. But, since you aim to annoy him, bug him all the time and one of your tactics is to be unpredictable. If you and your guy have a plan, to have a dinner outside, just say, “I change my mind” or change the settings, if both of you plan to eat in a Chinese restaurant, just say, “I want to eat in a Greek restaurant instead." Well, are you that spoiled? I’m sure he’s controlling his own nerves. Guys do has a nerves, don’t they?
  5. Bug Him.

    Bugging him in his favourite game, taking the remote control away from him at the peak of his favourite game can make his anger busted out. He may trying to control it at first, but be aware, if he will not landed his fist in the wall, it may landed in your own face. Too bad, you might get a black eye after you break up with him. Getting on into his own privacy, being his eyes and being a detective can lock himself from his own closet, just to be away from you. So who cares? Your aim is to annoy him, so you’re at your winning moment, isn’t it?

Difficult or easy? I recommend not to do it. This is the cheapest thing that you can do, if you want to break your relationship with the guy, break it straight. If you want to seek attention, don’t do what I stated above. There are still many ways to annoy a guy, these five annoying ways are just the simple alternatives.

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Comments (2)
#1 by Onflame, Aug 31, 2007
Good work, though you've spilled only some of the secrets.
Though I'm a guy, I must say, this article is one piece of good work.
#2 by Mys Lyke Mee, Aug 31, 2007
Thank you, Onflame.
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