Girls like guys with tricked out rides. “Duh!”, you say. “That's a no-brainer.” It's not what you think. It has little to do with the guy's looks, though not looking homeless, underfed and drunk helps. Muscles to match the car are probably not hurting you, either. The main reason girls are attracted to guys with tricked out cars is, because it looks like you might be able to fix other stuff, too.
I hope you have never been the guy who had to have his date change a flat tire because he absolutely did not know how. That guy doesn't get another date; he gets a big sister. She'll buy him a Haynes manual and a gift certificate to Jiffy Lube for his birthday. And then date his cousin, who has long since given up on trying to teach him anything "manly". His cousin is the guy with the hot ride and the muscles to match, with a wife-beater tan and permanently skinned knuckles. Yum.
Girls like guys with sweet rides, because we know that those rides cost money - he can take care of a family. We also know it takes patience to trick out a car - he's good in bed. And we know that if he can trick a car, he's just bound to know how to fix other stuff, like the kitchen sink. Plus, all our friends will look at us riding on the passenger side of that hot guy's sweet ride, and go, damn. Because they ended up with his retard cousin who couldn't change a tire, but could afford the mechanic, thanks to the Jiffy Lube gift card. He is also a poser, "cause the Haynes manual on the front seat doesn"t even look like he's cracked it open once. Damn. How come she gets all the good ones?
Yeah, girls like a guy with a sweet ride. If your car does extra stuff that regular cars won't like bounce so much the better. This is the automotive equivalent of a peacock strutting his feathers. And he's got extra-special, badass feathers, that rock and roll. If you can afford the gas it takes to run one of these every day, buddy, you might get laid every day. Just make sure you can afford to play.
A guy who can handle a sensitive piece of machinery like a tricked-out car is bound to know how to handle his woman. I guy who can afford to trick out a car is bound to be able to afford a woman. We like shiny stuff that goes on us instead of the car. A guy who can do the work to trick out a car is in good physical shape, and it shows. Yum. Stamina. A guy who can make a car look good- nice paint, good colors, interior that goes with both the car and its paint, probably won't need us to pick out his clothes for him, either.
If the car is clean inside, and not ragged out, this is a good sign, too. If his car is clean inside and out, doesn't have, say, pipe over a broken shifter, and no trash in the floor, he's probably clean about himself, too. Good. We don't want to have to remind you to bathe, that's gross. We don't want to be your mother, you're grown, you should know how to wash your own butt, thank you.
Now, please, tell your idiot cousin, who looks all prettified and drives a decent-looking plain car, he's going to have to work a lot harder to get us to look twice. We will look at you closely, so don't try to be a poser, with a sweet ride you can barely drive, let alone work on. If your hands are as soft as ours, and we can tell your wife-beater tan is fake-and bake, forget it. We don't want that old sissy-boy stuff. We want that manly-man, with the rag hanging out of his back pocket, and non-gym made muscles.
We can tell the difference in work-made muscles and gym-made muscles. Work-made muscles have some cut and definition, but they aren't over-done, they don't need to brag; work-made muscles are there to be used when you need them. Gym-made muscles have cut and definition in all the cuts and bands, and they are all developed about the same, some even more visible than they are on a regular dude. You should have a neck, and plenty of flexibility and agility and strength to go with those muscles. And if your tan looks orange in the least, forget it. Girls don't like posers, unless they are posers, too. In that case, you deserve each other.
