Get the Girl of Your Dreams

Here is a brief piece on how you can make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you.

1. So there you are, in a bar with all your guy buddies, and you see a very attractive young lady sitting on her own looking quite lonely. What do you do? You walk right on over to her, pretend you're quite inebriated, because then you can say anything you want and she wont take you seriously, right? You can say things like, hey, how you doing cutie, wanna drink, or another great pickup line is “ I saw you from across the room and thought to myself, hmm she's pretty enough.” You're sure to win her heart with that one.
2. Come on, it's a well known fact women are attracted to men with money, so what I have occasionally done is worn a suit to a formal gathering, and instead of putting the little artsy handkerchief in the breast pocket, ive folded a couple 20's and thrown them in there, then when I meet a girl I eventually ask if she wants a couple. Works every time!
3. It just melts a ladies heart when a guy comes over to talk to her and he is very uncomfortable about talking to ladies, like if his hands get all clammy and he starts stuttering.
4. Women don't like men that aren't muscular, they like men with huge arms, ripped stomachs, and yea ladies, I can bench 250, but that's not the point. What you gotta do is if your on a date with her or just meeting her for the first time, keep flexing your arms in front of her face, and she will love you forever. If you don't have that type of build youre in a tight spot, so I suggest you hit the gym now or, go to a hardware store and find items that you can tape to your arms to make them look bigger, cause trust me, your arms are the only things they notice.
5. And the last thing, also for either the first meeting or a date, what you want to do is check out all the women around you, because this shows that you are not very serious about the relationship, because the woman does not want to feel held down by the sudden seriousness of a boyfriend.

Now, my friends if you listen to anything I have just said and try to meet a girl by using any of the 5 techniques above you are sure to fail, because that was a guideline of what NOT to do. So good luck and just know, as men, we're all in this together.