How do you get rid of someone you don't want to date anymore? Sometimes, simply telling a person just isn't enough. Try one of these suggestions:
- Say, as softly as you can, "I can't go out with you tonight. My boyfriend has been in prison for GBH, and he gets released today."
- Tell someone who keeps calling you that you are having trouble with obscene phone calls and the police are interviewing everyone who calls you at home and at work.
- Girls, tell him that your friends think you are very well developed for a 14 year old.
- Tell him, or her, that you would love to go out clubbing with them, but you are getting married on Saturday.
- Pretend you don't understand the language, shrug your shoulders, and walk away.
- Just say "Yes, I'd love to go out with you, can my boyfriend (girlfriend) come too?"
- Smile pleasantly and say, "Sorry, I only date members of my own species."
- Express your regret by saying, "Sorry, I can't make it tonight. I just got engaged to the guy (girl) I've been two-timing you with."
- "I'd love to go out with you tonight, but I have to bath my cat."
- Take your date out to a crowded place and lose them. Then call them and dump them for abandoning you!
I prefer excuse number 9, but I don't have a cat, so it's in no danger of being bathed, before all you cat people out there point out the error of my ways!
