There are various ways to leave your girlfriend without hurting her feelings
First way is to start saying “I love you” a bit more often than normal, then day by day increase the dose, she will start to think that you might want to bring the relationship to the next level. And bang she leaves you.
Second way is to become hyper-sensitive, meaning you have to start to express emotions a lot and in a very dramatic way, for example; while you watch a sunset together you start saying “… oh how beautiful, it reminds me of my family and all the people I love and you…” at this point you shed a few tears. By the forth time she will leave you, trust me.
For younger people who are still in college or high school a good tactic is become a sort of geek, like you start to join comic book clubs or other stuff like that, when you have joined about three clubs she will start to have second thoughts
This tactic is for both young and middle aged. The dance, many women believe in the dance, so if you dance well you attract women if you dance like a moron you do the exact opposite, they go away. This one is not full proof though, it has a 60% success rate, so you may want to ad this one to the others just to ensure you loss.
The fifth one is relatively simple, you just have to become self centred “bastard” , basically think only about your pleasure and not hers, become more selfish. This one tends to work very well.
This one is not used to send girlfriends away but mostly to annoy them, but some morons did it a bit too much and lost them. Here you change a few things, like you change your deodorant to one that she absolutely hates, you change order of things around you house, you just do little things that frustrate her, its quite fun actually.
Haha i really enjoyed your article. You should check mine out, its about the complete opposite, tips on how to make your girl happy:]]
#2 by Max, Jul 14, 2008
Heres a good way to get rid of her go to petsmart and get a bag of rabbit grass and then go to the store and get a big baggy and some smaller ones oh and you need a scale for effect. You take the rabbit grass on her her kitchen counter and roll up several ounces of the stuff and conveince her youll be going into the drug business and that youll be dealing it in the neighborhood so she might get arrested for being an accomplis This only works If she dosnt smoke the stuff. If she does smoke the stuff tell her you met this great police officer and you too will be hanging out together and that you really feel you can talk to him about anything then every now and then come up with a story about how fun it is to talk with him. well lord knows Ive tried several things myself so Good Luck!!
