First of all thank you very much for reading my online book, I hope you wont regret it and even if you do, see it as a small contribution towards my future villa in Rio de Janeiro.
My name is Carlo Roberto Colombo, for many years people knew me in the city of Manchester as Sharkey, why, because of my long white teeth, but mainly, because of my reputation as a womanizer!!
After giving advice to all my female friends on how to get a man, where to find him, how to keep him and how to make him love them, I have finally decided to “put it out there”!…So to speak.
This book is NOT aim at wannabes “Posh” looking girls, in the search of their David Beckham, or how to become a J-Lo to score a Puff Daddy, (sorry P.Diddy or is it just Diddy now, I get confused). This guide is aimed at normal, average women or girls, looking to meet some average looking men, who are respecting, adoring, and relating to women. This is, in NO case a book to help you transform, keep or change a men like me. That is TRULY IMPOSSIBLE!!(Unless he wants to…) If this is what you are after, thank you again for reading this introductory page from the website, could you please close the browser, and good day!
With my book, not only you will get some dates with some great men, but also I guarantee you that you will find someone to walk alongside you for while, at least!
My book will have some subdivisions, so please try to follow them as accurately as possible, because the order is very important.
The subdivisions are:
- Where and how to meet men
- When to make the first call
- When to make the move
- How to make the move(and spot the fraud!)
- When to go on date
- What to do (or say) on the actual date
- When to call back (if you want to)
- What to do (or say) in the next couple of dates
- When and how to have sex
- When and how to meet their friends
- When and how to introduce him to your friends
- When and how to discuss finances
- When to move in together
- When and how to talk about your exes or your past sexual experiences
- When and how to talk about the heavy stuff from your past
- When and how to meet your parents
- How to subtlety make him propose
From now on you are on your own, but I can guarantee you that you wont!(hope you understood the pun here…!)
Where and How to Meet Men
One of the best and biggest place to meet men are obviously bars, clubs, pubs etc… but I don't know if you noticed, this is also the best places not to understand what they say, to meet drunks smelly men who will not have a clue what you will be talking about the next time they will call you, if they ever do!
Since I am 12, there was one thing I have gathered, is that the relationship between men and women is like the relationship USA had with Russia some time ago, a cold war!
Most men are out there to fuck whatever they can, as many times as possible and women are out there to find a man who will hold their hands, for as long as possible, but also help them pay their bills, listen to their problems, give them a shoulder to cry on, etc, etc…
Let's go back to the best places to meet men, my experience will tell you, everywhere, in the bus, in the streets, at work, at a party, at the restaurant, everywhere! Life never stops, no matter how hard it is or how sad it is. Kids are born in loveless family, in shelters, in refugee camps, in peace time or wartime.
So, open your eyes, when you are not busy thinking about the next pair of shoes you will buy or the next bill you will have to pay, or why “he still hasn't called”, because you might find yourself being stared at by someone who might end up being your future partner!
One of the biggest tips I could give any woman in the world that is looking for a man is this one; get yourself a girlfriend first. Not someone you can trust, that is almost impossible, there will always be jealousy amongst women, but someone you can get along with, because in this world, a woman alone is a desperate woman, and, as much as I hate this kind of easy judgment, I have to admit that people are not open minded enough nowadays to deal with someone like that, no matter how great the person could be!
