How to Make a Bad Boy Love You

The first thing you have to do is forget any evaluation of the qualities you require in a boyfriend, because what you need in the relationship isn't of any particular interest; to him, and therefore the world and the universe.

The second most important factor in your perfection is the ability to be totally obsessed with making the Bad Boy love you, as he will be looking for these signs in you from the word go. You should listen carefully to his preferences and opinions and ensure yours are in line. You should be prepared to change those preferences and opinions as necessary, according to his whims.

It is also necessary for you give him as much space as he needs, whenever he wants it and not require any kind of reassurance about either the relationship or his feelings for you. You should not require to spend time on his property or need to meet any of his family or friends, unless he chooses to introduce you. If he introduces you as a friend or another reference leaving out the term ''girlfriend'', you should accept this change to your job title without question.

Additionally you should think carefully, and more preferably feel awkward or nervous, about the times you ring him, and at all costs avoid using a landline (if he has provided one) at times he specifies you are not to contact him. You should abide by his requirement to contact you first and not make a drama out of his reluctance to speak or make arrangements if you have the temerity to revoke these rules and make first contact yourself..

You should be understanding of the time he needs to spend out with his friends and the venues he chooses to do this should cause you no concern. If you happen to see him out and about when you are also on the town, do not expect him to spend any time in your company.

Under no circumstances comment on the time he spends talking to other women. If he chooses to share a taxi with you at the end of the night having omitted to communicate with you or acknowledge you as a ''girlfriend'' in any way, shape or form, you should consistently do so with a smile and a promise.

A positive attitude is required in the face of unpredictable or unreliable actions conducted by the Bad Boy, and these actions should not be questioned as he cannot help it. It is the way he is and if it's good enough for others, it's good enough for you.