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Top Ten Dating Tips for Men |
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by Taggart, Dec 7, 2007 |
An off the wall list of dating pitfalls for men to avoid at various stages of dating. |
- If she asks “Am I too fat?” Do not say “For what?”
- If she tells you she paid $300 to have her cat's tooth pulled, don't suggest “Fluffy could have chewed on the other side.”
- Miss America banners don't qualify as a “good read.”
- It's a special moment when she removes her top… Unless you're at a rock concert.
- There's a difference between showing an interest in her family and yelling “Who's your daddy?”
- Remember, the Black Widow spider kills her mate after sex… Before he can ask “Well, did you?”
- Realize that health warnings on tequila bottles don't even scratch the surface for saying the wrong name in bed.
- Approaching a lady for a physical relationship is like applying for a job… But it's less beneficial to be a “self starter.”
- If she says “Let's go to counseling” she's thinking “Let's go to obedience school.”
- Diamonds are forever… The payments can be, too.
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