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What Makes Men and Women Emotionally the Same

An highly emotional article that proves step by emotional step that men are no different emotionally than women. Women does it with words, men do it with bullets!

If I hear (or watch another stupid sitcom) on how women and men are emotionally different, I'm going to throw up my Krispie Kremes! This lie has been going on for so long that now it has taken on the form of truth. I used to be a believer of this lie until one day I started to get a clue, and freed myself from the mouth of the beast.

I whipped out my lounge chair, so to speak, and sipped on my homemade Kool-Aid while watching the parade of women and men walking by me, and low and behold, nay, verily, verily, the cloud did lift from mine eyes and lo’ they were opened and I did see. Men and women are emotionally the same we just express them differently! If you don't believe me, check your Bible. In the Book of Genesis when God put Adam into a coma and cut him open and removed his rib which later became his wife, Eve, God brought Eve to Adam. Eve became Adam's help meet (according to the King James Version) not his help mate. The phrase "help meet" means that Adam met an image of himself! Eve was a reflection of Adam. She had her own personality, but Adam and Eve were emotionally the same. They just expressed their emotions differentlly. And this sameness continues for men and women today:

The average woman will cry, yell, and scream, and maybe even throw a few things at the heads of men to get a point across.

To get a point across the average stupid man will yell and throw bullets at another man at an incredible amount of speed. Thus killing said man, and further populating Heaven, Hell, and the Penitentiaries.

If the average woman is not getting her love at home she will eventually go outside the home and get her loving. Thus screwing up her marriage further, and forcing God to blot her name out of the Book of Life.

If the average man is not getting his love at home he eventually goes outside the home and get his emotional needs met. But if he had a clue he would come to himself and see that if he treated his wife like the mistress he has on the side there would be no cheating songs sung on every country radiio station in America. And God would not have to reserve neither of them a place in Hell. A place that was clearly made only for very stupid people.

The average woman likes to shoot off at the mouth and start gossip wars.

The average man likes to shoot off missles and start literal wars.

As you can see women and men are expressing their emotions, but in (most of the time)

different ways. We humans, whether male or female look different but emotionally we are exactly the same. We all want the same thing: love, peace, joy, happiness, and the winning lotto numbers!

People talk as if men and women is this big unsolvable mystery. If we're such a mystery then how are all these women and men getting together romantically. It can't all be single's bars and church meetings. I don't believe it. I believe that we see something in the other person that is within ourselves (whether we know it or not) and we want to hook up with it. I believe it is as simple as that.

If you don't believe me then you can catch the next Space Shuttle to Mars, or Venus!

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