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Your Boyfriend is Cheating on You If.

20 ways to tell that your boyfriend is cheating on you.

Do you have a special relationship? Is your love eternal? Perhaps it is not. Your boyfriend is cheating on you if…

  1. He looks at you like you were yesterday's news
  2. His response to a kiss from you is, “Whatever.”.
  3. He holds your hand like it was a wet noodle
  4. He talks about other girls that he knows
  5. He seems more concerned about your friend then he does about you
  6. He looks away from you whenever you are trying to have a conversation
  7. He has a fragrance around him that is not masculine
  8. He has lip sores, and you haven't kissed him in days
  9. He seems about as interested in having sex with you, as he would be in going to a funeral
  10. He hums songs that the two of you never listen to. However, your best friend is singing these songs at school all the time.
  11. He has lipstick on his shirt. It's not your brand.
  12. He pledges that his love with you is forever. You can see that his fingers are crossed and that he has a little smirk on his face.
  13. He takes you to the movies and accidentally puts his arms around the girl sitting on the other side of you
  14. He no longer holds your hand. He just shakes it and gives you a high five.
  15. He starts wearing different clothes and acts like you are a frozen statute
  16. He accidentally calls you “Mimi.” Your name is not Mimi. However, the hottest girl in school is Mimi.
  17. He is always too busy to call. However, you see that he is not too busy to be seen around your best friend Mary Lou.
  18. He says that he is always broke. He has no money to take you anywhere. However, his family is wealthy. You watch him going into a jewelry store. He makes a purchase of a diamond necklace, but it is not for you.
  19. He starts talking in his sleep. He talks about making mad, passionate love to Lucille. Your name is Jill.
  20. He takes you to the baseball game. He leaves his seat to get some food. He never comes back. Using your binoculars, you see that your boyfriend is sitting in a different seat with a very sexy girl. You've just been dumped.
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Comments (6)
#1 by elvis lagrason, May 31, 2008
16 is not a type of CHEATING
#2 by Lindsey, Jun 4, 2008
Ha! That was so funny. Thanks for the good laugh!
#3 by lauren, Jun 17, 2008
my boyfriend asked anouther girl out when we are still dating! but i know that he still likes me and i still like like him what do i do?
#4 by Becky, Jun 20, 2008
this is so silly
#5 by kayla, Aug 15, 2008
its sad but my boyfriend does his own thing his life isnt with me hehe desnt want to spot me
#6 by ebazaar, Aug 26, 2008
This is a good laugh. But i personally think some of the points aren\'t exactly a form of cheating, rather it\'s ways of \'getting away\'....people fall out of love sometimes...
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