ENEMIES OF SCIENTOLOGY
According to doctrines of Scientology ‘church’, ex-members, victims of shunning and anyone who criticise Scientology in any way can be cheated, insulted, attacked or openly ridiculed; they are no longer subject to normal rules of civilised conduct common to human society. If you are enemy of the ‘church’, Scientologists can scam you, bully you, verbally abuse you and even chase you in them car; they can trash you lawn and graffiti you house; they can break you windows and libel you in the press, all with blessings of the ‘church’. In L Ron Hubbard own words, enemies of Scientology have no human rights whatsoever and should be ‘disposed of without sorrow’. How does this hold with Scientology being system of achieve enlightenment? It does not; it is method of control.
SCIENTOLOGISTS STOP READING HERE
Sifu try not to snigger too much at what Scientologists actually believe, because the truth is that most people in the ‘church’ do not know what they are involved with. If you are Scientologist, you should stop reading now, because, according to you own religion, what Sifu is about to say will kill you. Seriously, that what they think; it is fundamental principle of Scientology that to learn the deepest secrets before you are ‘clear’ will kill you. Amazing miracle therefore that thousands of Laui, along with Sifu and most of his Ninjas, have seen that episode of South Park exposing what Scientologists actually believe, and none of these people have died. And Scientologists really do believe every ridiculous thing exposed in that cartoon. Sifu have seen transcripts of L Ron Hubbard original doctrines, which state that 75 million years ago, the evil overlord Xenu trap trillions of alien souls in volcanoes on planet Teegeeack (that’s Earth to you and me, Laui). To cut very long story short, these alien souls are the human race, trick by Xenu into believe that physical universe is real when (apparently) it is all illusion created as prison for our souls, a prison only Scientology can free us from… at a cost of about half a million dollars each.
Are you dead yet? No, of course not, because it is all twaddle invented by a sci-fi writer who decided to create a religion because (and Sifu quote L Ron himself): “That’s where the money is.”
Senior Scientologists believe this Xenu garbage as physical fact, more real than the law of gravity or the sun in the sky. To be clear; theories of David “Lizard People” Icke are more plausible than drug-induced tosh spout by L Ron Hubbard who, and let Sifu be fair to him, was raving bigot, homophobe, racist and unrepentant fascist. Sifu is quite ready to believe (because the theories of Einstein, Quantum Physics, Kung Fu, Ninjutsu, Buddhism, Yoga and indeed David Icke all agree) that physical reality is in fact a light projection or atomic hologram comprising only 5% of everything that exist; what Sifu is not about to swallow is that coughing up money will in any way liberate people from this illusion.
FAIR GAME
Scientologists have slandered, libeled and physically attacked critics of their insane cult. They have hired private investigators and where real dirt cannot be found, they have invented it, all in accordance with good ol’ Ron’s teachings. Well, for to make their job ever so much easier, Sifu will tell them a bit about himself now that he is ‘Fair Game’: My name Sifu Dansac, I am illegal immigrant come to UK from Communist China solely for the purpose of ferment Ninja revolution. I am head of Yellow Lotus Secret World Domination Society, dedicate to overthrow of society. I am actively recruit Ninja warriors for my cause and train them in the use of deadly Martial Arts. If you believe Scientology, you will believe anything; amazingly, nothing Sifu plans is nearly so bad as the evil hegemony of bullshit and lies propounded by Scientology.
BRING IT ON
Sifu is welcome this opportunity to take on Scientology. Sifu have consult with him Ninjas and they agree; let all Scientologists come. Come and get Sifu’s scorn, come and get him contempt; him have plenty to go around. If you want a fight, you have come to the right place; you can bring it right to Sifu’s door and still he will kick you keister. Anyone who likes can come down to Sifu’s secret lair in Victorian Sewers underneath River Thames in London, just in sight of Canary Wharf, where Sifu will laugh right in you Scientologist face, poke you in the eye and tell you that you are wrong!
