Costello: Heyyyyyy Abbbboooottttt.
Abbott: What is it man?
Costello: I just found out that when a dog or a cat is at the pound too long they get put to sleep. Are they tired Abbott?
Abbott: No, no Lou, that’s euthanasia.
Costello: Oh, I am glad for that because......WHAT!!!! Abbott, what the heck do the kids in china have to do with the dogs in the pound?
Abbott: No Lou, do I have to explain everything to you?
Costello: Sure, you know me Abbott.
Abbott: Look, Lou, when a dog or a cat is past their limit they get a shot.
Costello: I thought you took a shot then go past your limit?
Abbott: No Lou, you are thinking booze.
Costello: I only get booze with the bad jokes Abbott, you know that.
Abbott: Stop acting silly now. They have to give the animal a shot to make room for new roomers.
Costello: Don’t they read the star or the enquirer?
Abbott: No silly, not those kinds of rumors but roomers.
Costello: Oh, so when you say roomers, you don’t mean rumors, but you really mean roomers.
Abbott: Now you got it.
Costello: Now I got it, I don’t even know what I am talking about.
Abbott: Well enough about that now, um, I heard you were talking to our new neighbors across the street?
Costello: Oh, sure, you know I am a friendly boy Abbott.
Abbott: Well, Lou, the woman looks very nice. How did your chat with her go?
Costello: It didn’t Abbott. I asked her if she would go out on a date this Friday night and she turned me down flat then I got punched in the nose.
Abbott: Come on Lou, how could a tiny woman like that hit you in the nose?
Costello: It wasn’t her Abbott; it was her husband standing right beside her.
Abbott: You asked her out with her husband standing right there? You are a stupid idiot.
Costello: I am not because we went out on Saturday night when her husband went to work.
Abbott: You went out with a married woman? What is wrong with you Lou and how can you say you are not stupid? Her hubby will tare you apart. He will make you eat your hat.
Costello: Yeah but what memories I will have as he pounds me, and hat tastes good with ketchup.
Abbott: Enough about the hat, what happened on the date?
Costello: We kissed before we ordered dinner, we kissed while we were eating dinner and we kissed goodnight.
Abbott: You must have a death wish Lou, why would you kiss her that many times knowing she is married to someone that would beat you up for it?
Costello: Well, Abbott, I kissed her so many times because I knew I was going to get beaten to a pulp, her husband was our waiter and I wanted to get all I could 9in before my kisser got busted.
Abbott: So what did you do?
Costello: I sent that dish back to the kitchen, then told her husband, our waiter, that my fly was in her soup, then ran like David cop a feel, oops I mean Copperfield.
