Announcer: What do have there for lunch today kids?
Kid 1: I got a turkey sandwich and applesauce!
Kid 2: I have a ham and cheese sandwich with chips and a soda!
Announcer: Ha, I remember when I used to eat that kind of food.
Kid 1 and 2: You don’t like sandwiches!
Announcer: Oh, I like sandwiches but only in a tube.
Both kids: In a tube! Yuck!
Announcer: Introducing the new, amazing, delicious GOWICH!
Kid 1: What is so new, amazing, and delicious about it?
Announcer: What makes it so good, nutritious and fun about it is that...
Kid 1: Wait! You said before that it was new, amazing, and delicious.
Announcer: That’s what I just said. Now what makes it so magnificent, splendid and cool is that you don’t have to use both of your hands to eat it!
Kid 2: But you don’t have to use both hands to eat a regular sandwich!
Announcer: Ok but can you eat a regular sandwich with no hands?
Kid 2: (Tries to but sandwich falls) No, it’s impossible.
Announcer: Not impossible my friend, you see the Gowich has a strap so you don’t need to use your hands!
Kid 1: That’s just dental floss tied around an empty yogurt tube with a sandwich stuffed in it!
Announcer: That is what it just appears to be. It is really a high-tech tube with a leather strap and a sandwich stuffed inside!
Kid 1: Whatever, I’m not buying it!
Announcer: Now folks to order just find your nearest Gowich vender and tell them "I want Gowich!" It cost only $19.99 but if you tell them you saw this commercial you get it half price and we will even throw in a 6 month supply of Gowich refills! When you try the Gowich you will never want another plain, dull, regular sandwich ever again, so order now. Remember folks this is a seventeen times in a lifetime opportunity.
