There are certain things that are certain to get your date skipping home pronto to slip into bed with you…and certain things that aren't.
Silence
Of course some women don't like dirty talk, but there's a balance. If when you have your clothes on you chat away with all the confidence in the world, but become mute when you're both in the sack, your lady friend is going to get pretty uncomfortable. True there's no need for a football style commentary, but don't leave a woman wanting to giggle because you're doing it in some kind of verbal vacuum.
Dodgy knickers
Many men learn from magazines that girls love sexy underwear and will wear it for you if you buy it as a gift. In reality, most normal women would either prefer to buy their own and surprise you with it, or accompany you to buy it (did you know women love shopping…) and turn the visit into foreplay. Unless you know exactly what she wants, don't risk insulting her with the wrong size, colour or style (nightmare huh?) and cutting your chances of a sexytime as a result.
No protection
Women are usually already feeling guilty about carrying their own condoms, as they don't want their dates to think they are too up for it, or make a habit of jumping into bed with any available guy. So soothe her worried brow and make it known you're fully loaded. Announcing you don't do condoms is probably the number one way to make a woman distrust you, and limits your chances of ever having a relationship with anyone nice. So you will be a lonely old man. Sort it.
Selfish boy stuff
Ok, women can be moody characters, but they can be putty in your hands if you spend a bit more time thinking about creating the mood and less about squeezing one in before the football starts. It could be as simple as making her a nice meal, getting a bubby bath going and playing her favourite music. She will begin to think you are actually really sweet and will be suitably grateful. Cliché but true.
