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The Dating Woman's Dictionary: C

Written by a currently dating woman for other currently dating women. Take a humorous stance on a not-so-funny situation... the dating scene. If you like your reality with a side of humor and a dash of cynicism, then you’ll enjoy this first installment of the dictionary tailored for you. Enjoy, from A-Z!

cab RESS-q n 1: an emergency button for a really bad date 2: your chariot for a man without a vehicle (see train)

1 call a-fur-MAY-shen n 1: what you will never receive when you want to 2: what you will always receive when you are least expecting it

2 call suh-REN-der v what you do when the well runs dry <maybe I can call that guy from last month>

1 close KO-zee adv the state you reach when you believe your guy is not a maniac

2 close ree-FRAIN v something you do to have a chance at a second date <close your mouth> <close your legs> ant open

club HELL n 1: a bar with a compact disc jockey 2: a step down from bar (see bar) 3: a place where you go if you are pretending to be a happy single

conversation NESS-ess-ih-tee n an often grueling consequence of dating (see date) 2: something you look forward to only when you want to see a man on a long-term basis

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