engagement DIE-ah-mund n 1: the main objective of the dating game (see date) 2: this is what makes up for most of the ridiculous things you do to get to this point
1 exercise CREW-shull n 1: a necessary evil 2: something you do until you win the dating game (see date) or marry, whichever comes first
2 exercise ah-TRAKT v to increase your body's metabolism and muscle enough to decrease your fat content and girdle purchases
family HIN-duh-rents n 1: a unit to which you are born that seeks to help you with your dating life and fails 75% of the time 2: the best support system you have, if you are so blessed
flower soo-veh-NEAR n, pl-flowers a really nice way to begin or end a date (see date)
feeler (the) LOO-zer n the type of man who strokes, gropes, and rubs his way through a conversation (see conversation)
