The Dating Woman's Dictionary: G, H

Girlfriend 1 IN-flu-ents n the single worst person to consult on your dating life, whether married or single (see date)

Girlfriend 2 what you aspire to be within a short time of seeing the same man week after week

Google in-VEH-stuh-gate v the act of searching via the internet for information on your prospective suitor

Heel 1FAH-shen n, pl- heels something you are all paying for in visits to the podiatrist because some silly person decided it was a good idea to have women balance the weight of our hips, stomach, and breast on angled feet

Heel 2 the perfect accessory to any woman (see attract)

Hello in-tro-DUK-shen n simply the best pickup line ever for men and women alike

Hotline HELP n available at Rejection Hotline, this is a phone number in your vicinity dedicated to receiving calls from losers that ask you for your phone number (see dweller, feeler, jerk, looker, nymph, nympho, ogler, and ripper)

The Dating Woman's Dictionary A-Z

• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: A
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: B
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: C
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: D
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: E, F
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: G, H
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: I, J, K
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: L
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: M
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: N, O
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: P, Q
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: R
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: S
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: T, U, V
• The Dating Woman's Dictionary: W, X, Y, Z