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The Dating Woman's Dictionary: I, J, K

Written by a currently dating woman for other currently dating women. Take a humorous stance on a not-so-funny situation—the dating scene. If you like your reality with a side of humor and a dash of cynicism, then you’ll enjoy this first installment of the dictionary tailored for you. Enjoy, from A-Z!

I MAN pron your guy, when he is talking (see conversation) (I am the best) (I am the fastest) (I am the happiest) (I am the most loved) (I am the man)

Internet 1 ACK-sess n as scary a place as any to meet a man

Internet 2 a good place to begin a preliminary search on your guy (see google)

Jerk (the) 1 LOO-zer n the type of who that stands you up

Jerk (the) 2 the guy who answers his cell phone at the movies or during another type of date

Jerk (the) 3 a guy who cannot stand a woman in any position above him, excluding sugar (see sugar)

Karma 1 reh-veh-LAY-shen n what you can blame for a string of bad dates

Karma 2 a good word to toss around if you feel like you are about to be dumped

Kiss 1 ek-spek-TAY-shen n an acceptable first-date action

Kiss 2 the prize at the end of a good date

Kiss 3 what you avoid at the end of a bad date

Kiss 4 a poor measure of other intimate possibilities (a kiss does not make a man>)

The Dating Woman's Dictionary A-Z

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