The Dating Woman's Dictionary: S

Sugar 1 WOO-pee n what you have when you like the guy enough to keep seeing him but you would rather not talk to him so much

Sugar 2 a step up from conversation (see conversation)

Size YARD-stick n something that, contrary to popular belief, does matter

Smile 1 con-so-LAY-shen n a consolation prize from you to your date for a badly delivered joke or so-so company

Smile 2 a step down from laughter (see laughter)

Spinster 1 CHAM-pee-yun n a derogatory term from the 1300's used to describe an elderly, unmarried woman

Spinster 2 a term some jerk from the 14th century made up, probably because he kept getting rejected by happily single women (see jerk)

Standard 1 BENCH-mark n, pl- standards every woman should maintain these when dating

Standard 2 every woman will not live up to these at some point in time during the dating season

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