1. Spend Your Two Hours Working at eBay.com
Nine Members of staff at Neath Port Talbot County Borough Council in Wales have received their marching orders after some of them were found to be wasting as much as two hours per day perusing eBay’s pages. After some time of reviewing their status, they lost their job. Why not spend your two hours browsing on the internet? Once you get caught by your boss, you need to find a box for all your worthy belongings.
2. Sleep During Working Hours
Once you wake up, you probably need to write a resignation letter. While you’re snoring and drooling in your desk, your boss already get a mop to mopped you out in her/his office.
3. When You Can’t Date Your Boss Wife, Date His Daughter
Why not? Especially when she’s too hot. There are employers who hated this type of scenario. If his employee is hooking up with his daughter would be the worse thing for him. So, if you have the guts, then take her out? The next time you’ll face your boss, you can see a smoke in his nose. Make it sure that he will know. Don’t make it discreet. Do it in public. If you fall in love, too bad. You will not only find another job, you will also find a ways to deal your heart.
4. Don’t Do Any Work
Let the files piled up, mound of things found in your desk is too annoying for your boss. Tell your boss that you will do it later until later becomes tomorrow and tomorrow will never come again for you to work in your boss office. Your purpose is to get fired, then why would you do all the work?
5. Be Messy
Being messy in terms of the setting in your office, the way you dress and the way you handle things . Being a disorganize worker can be somewhat helpful in losing your job. Have yourself ready for the next event in your disorganize pattern of working.
Well, there are many countless of things on how to lose your job. While arriving late can be somewhat redeemable, getting drunk inside the office can be somewhat punishable. Your punishment? Bad reputation and bad reference. So, you want to do anything I listed above? Think again.
Where there is smoke, there is “Fired”.
