So it's another late night in the office. All of my co-workers have gone home. My mind starts wandering a bit while I continue to work. A dirty hip-hop song comes on, the kind I grew up with, about a particular rapper having the "magic stick."
Suddenly, a friend messages me, someone a little long distance. We chat normally, but I do know how damn sexy he his, and it gets me to thinking... this is the perfect time for office sex. I've figured out there are about 9 places to try this:
Desk:
A classic idea. Must be sturdy, though... that is, if the guy knows what he's doing. Swivel Chair:
Comfortable like crazy. And it twists, must I say any more? Floor:
There must be a clean spot somewhere... a bit cold, though. Sofa:
Why is it so damn comfortable? I know it's not for the people who sit there a grand total of 10 minutes waiting for an interview. Stairs:
Probably the best for those short-tall couples. This way, the shorter one can go up higher to a more suitable level for the taller one. Kitchenette:
The counter, definitely. Sit on the slab of marble and let the guy stand. Bathroom:
A classic idea for those who think they're "kinky." Yet, still a goody, considering it offers the most privacy. Roof:
Seriously, does anyone ever go out on the roof at your job? The only risk you have is being seen from the building next door that's a few floors higher. Wall:
This can be a little tough to maneuver... but not if the man lifts you, then he only works a little bit harder.
Editor's Pick: The Elevator
On an ending note: I really wouldn't mind usage of the corporate jet about now, to fly that handsome man over here... so he can make me fly. *smirk*
1)Bathroom? So you can enjoy the 'aroma'?
2) swivel chair - no way you can get any kind of balance on it. It will be hard working the 'magic stick' in and out, simply because the chair cannot stay fixed
3)the wall......hahahahaha might as well not do it at all